Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ Author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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⚡🌵↯~Located in the Mule Mountains of southern Arizona is the Sonoran desert. In the Year of Our Lord 1880, troves of minerals & metals were discovered in that rocky terrain by a prospector named Judge DeWitt Bisbee.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a month ago in Fiction
65 Turns Around the Sun🏺
sad on my birthday born on my mother's birthday no romance for me ↯♒ embarrassed by this who needs romance anyway? no comments needed
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a month ago in Poets
"My Bed or Yours?". Winner in Nothing But Voices Challenge. Top Story - January 2026. Content Warning.
⚡ "No one is going to understand why we did this together." "That's the beauty of it. Fuck 'em." "Just like we leave it a mystery how we met at that cemetery?"
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 months ago in Fiction
Dead Horse Running
~~~1844 A.D.- The American West The great white stallion stood atop a grassy hill, watching humans on horseback as they chased the buffalo herd.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 months ago in Horror
6⇼7 Reasons Why You Should Show Me Your Sugar Plums. Top Story - December 2025.
❗‼⚡Let your mind enter a receptive state.⚡‼ ❗ It will be saner to tolerate the fruitcake if you do. Language is the key to misunderstanding.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 months ago in Poets
How Much Does It Cost for ✧:* *:✧Stream of Consciousness ✧:* *:✧ with a Side Order of Surreal?
↯↯⮒↭⮓🔔❗WARNING☠: The Director of the Department of Health and Human Services has proven that reading anything by Lightning Bolt does cause autism. Tylenol exlipicates the affectssituations. You've been warned. Proceed at your own ridiculousness.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡3 months ago in Poets
Secret Seeds Never Planted. Runner-Up in The Forgotten Room Challenge. Top Story - December 2025.
⚡DAYS 1-3 Procrastination, procrastination, procrastination. ⚡DAY 4 I dreaded it. I had no desire to face my family history.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡3 months ago in Fiction
I'm Sorry For What I Said
I'm sorry for what I said Your fears I cannot quell You lie silent in our bed ~ The thrill of the chase has fled Your beauty has lost its spell
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Poets
Techno-Dreams Do Come True
She appeared one night, wearing shadows around her shoulders. ⚡ Skimmin' home after a terrific day in the holodrome,
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Poets
Top 10 Prophets of All Time . Top Story - October 2025.
"The most powerful force on earth is collective intention!" Stephen A. Schwartz ⚡_________⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in History
When Edgar Allan Poem Met Elizabeth Barrett Brownie
The mansion was dark. From dusk until dawn, virtually none of the thirteen rooms were ever lit, even though both residents were routinely up all night.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Horror
When I'm Deprived Too Long
Starved for affection I dine on your fickle heart Then shit out your 'love'. ~ ____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets