Fucked Up Wedding Toasts
I'm Not bitter, You're Just Drunk
Lana V Lynx Unofficial Challenge
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Hello, yes, hi....I, I, I'm the brides best friend, uh, ex, well...never mind that, here we are.
To say the least, this isn't how I saw Jenny, Jennifer's wedding day going, Brad here, swooped in that night, about a year ago, no, exactly one year ago today, well, look at that, right down to the minute. 2:04.
Yeah, he does likes them drunk, and young (raises glass) so let's deliver, shall we? Cheers to my sloppy seconds, whoopsie, I mean happy couple.
May Jim and Jack continue to numb your senses, call me when you sober up Jenny.
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Comments (4)
This sounds like one of those "we're all thinking it, somebody's got to say it" toasts. But don't worry, I hear Brad moved on from Jenny to Angie who finally kicked him to the curb with Jim and Jack. Also, thanks for including that classic clip! Love it.
Savage lol
Omg, Kelli, this was brutal! Thanks for playing along!
Oof that’s brutal. Nicely done!