Any Port in a Storm
Unofficial Challenge - Dirty Limerick
This is the link for the Take Off Your Prose limerick challenge:
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I'd like to blame Harper for this, but I had it in me, so no passing the buck! Here it goes:
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A lady once fancied a lick.
So horny and wet was this chick,
But her girlfriend had gone,
Taking her big strap-on,
So, she settled for her husband's dick.
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Julie Lacksonen
Julie has been a music teacher at a public school in Arizona since 1987. She enjoys writing, reading, walking, swimming, and spending time with family.
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Hehe! Thanks for giving me a laugh today!
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