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Let me be honest. I am finding this difficult. Now, I like a challenge, a stretch, a bit of an obstacle course. “Write about the decline of the British Empire in the form of a narrative poem in which your protagonist is an artichoke” I read, and flex my fingers. “Write a haiku to evoke the sensation of sibilance using only the first half of the alphabet.” “Well”, I think to myself, “this should be fun.” But “write about a system that isn’t working”? A system that isn’t working? Now? In 2026? ONE system? My favourite system that isn’t working? The sexiest system that isn’t working? The one giving me the most angst day to day? The one giving me the most existential dread? I am, as I say, finding this difficult. I will own that I have contemplated writing a thousand words on why the steady “all on” setting on my fairy lights is the EIGHTH of seven options which must be sequentially activated to get there, because that is a system that some fool came up with and it definitely doesn’t work, and now who is paying the price, eh? But how can I write about my fairy lights when…. When…. When….
Comments (16)
Oof! Now this, this is awkward! Love it!
Oh no! Sad, bad and embarrassing moment. Congrats on your win
Oooo cringe moment. Really relatable too. 😆 Congratulations!
Fun and relatable! Congrats on your runner up prize! I love how this is filed under sad poetry! 😅😆
So real life!
Oh dear! They missed the opportunity to make a new friend.😉
LOL yep. Been there, done that in NYC! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Haha. This was great!
Great one! Congrats on your placement in the challenge!
The tone in which I read it made it all the more funny🤣 Congrats on Runner-up!
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha omgggg this had me burst out laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So good, so funny. 👍😁💯
That second line is too awesome
been there, so many times.
Oof to the second line! Love this, J. 💜