Comply with Abundance!

At an Investor Forum in 2025, Elon Musk stated that in 10-20 years, work would be optional for people because most goods and products would be abundantly produced by AI, money will be irrelevant, and technology will make human existence easy and pleasurable. Work will be more like play.

This is a public announcement from 2045:

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The weekly distribution of foods and goods

will begin in your neighborhood tomorrow.

After your Universal High Income drops

into your digital wallet like a blessing that it is,

Report to your nearest Amazon Fulfillment Center

with proof of your documented need.

Proof is required. Repeat: Proof is required.

Photograph the thinning pantry,

the frayed sleeve, or worn-out panty,

record the appliance that croaks before failing.

Upload the evidence to your local branch

of the Universal Consumer Inventory

no later than one day

before your assigned Hour of Abundance.

Please comply. Repeat: Please comply

With the rules of the Distribution Day.

Follow the Fulfillment Center’s flow and pace.

It has been optimized for your convenience.

Do not abuse the inventory delivery robots

who remember everything anyway

(no spitting, no kicking, no sudden shutdowns).

Move efficiently. Repeat: Move efficiently

Do not gawk at the abundance.

Do not linger in awe or desire.

Take only what you need, not what you want.

Desire is inefficient and unnecessary.

Scan items strictly in the order of your approved inventory.

Check out fast, do not improvise.

Do not clog the parking lot when leaving.

Final reminder:

Your inventory is not valid at the underground Costco.

Please do not support that rebel organization

with your live money, whatever remains of it.

Competition is unnecessary

in a society of post-scarcity and abundance.

Happiness is compliance.

Happiness is contentment.

You must be content

with what you need and receive,

not with what you want.

Costco is a relic.

A fossil of chaos.

A memory of choice.

Do not fund the past

with income you never earned.

Thank you for participating.

Abundance continues, happiness abounds

with your non-challenging compliance.