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I've Got Your Balls

A double-ended Haiku

By Calvin LondonPublished 24 days ago β€’ 1 min read
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I’m stealing your balls

And you keep replacing them

I’ve got all your balls

πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒοΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ

My hole is full now

I’ve got all your stupid balls

Want to buy them back?

πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒοΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ

[A/n: A fun back-to-back Haiku (if there is such a thing) just for fun. For Denise's unofficial challenge:

Till next time,

Calvin

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Calvin London

I write fiction, non-fiction and poetry about all things weird and wonderful, past and present. Life is full of different things to spark your imagination. All you have to do is embrace it - join me on my journey.

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  • Denise E Lindquist23 days ago

    Thank you, Calvin! Great fun!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  • L.I.E24 days ago

    Lol no you thief give me my balls back...lol 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Such a fun haiku

  • Harper Lewis24 days ago

    I’m getting major Caddyshack vibes. https://youtu.be/hqYsuX1Cewo?si=YlHC3NGBcruQ0ghg

  • Julie Lacksonen24 days ago

    Such fun! Love it.

  • Marie381Uk 24 days ago

    I never know what’s coming next when I read your poetry and stories. I will be laughing all day today πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

  • Paul Stewart24 days ago

    Ha! very funny and reminds me of Caddyshack

  • Great and funny take on the challenge and the day

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha this made me laugh so much 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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