No Means No, Blockhead!
The Absurdities of Life, Part II: ...This guy...

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You claimed the seat right next to me
and placed your hand upon my knee.
Then staring at my Double-D's,
you helped yourself to a squeeze.
So, I squished your nuts just like a flea.
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Lena Beana
Alaskan Grown Freelance Writer π€ Lover of Prose
Former Deckhand & Barista π€ Always a Pleaser & Eggshell-Walker
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Comments (9)
Well done!!!πππ
Last line - yes!!! NO means NO! Loved this :)
LOL!! Yes, I love this. Nice to see your name again.
You crushed it! Well, crushed em! I hear Tchaikovskyβs suite playing in the background. Welcome back. π₯°
Also welcome back my friend π
Yes! Sort of knee the jerk reactionβοΈβοΈβοΈ
A perfect reaction , perfectly stated
I donβt have a double D but this is relatable for sure. Excellent β₯οΈπ₯³
Hahaha. Love it. I'm so happy you're back.