Sick of Romance

Romance makes me sick,

I can’t stand another romcom.

It feels too forced or too quick,

They make me lose my calm.

____________________________________

Movie plots that are too alike,

The women all look the same.

I’d rather swallow a railroad spike,

They even have a similar name.

____________________________________

A white woman who’s independent,

Meets an immature manchild she’ll swoon.

There’s no way I can defend it,

I want to live on the moon.

____________________________________

The girl grew up with a silver spoon,

The man is usually church mouse poor.

I really hope this movie is over soon,

It’s such a freaking bore.

____________________________________

I hate how they end up together,

They have no chemistry.

They’ll be married forever,

It’s so predictable to me.