Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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Roy Hoi Polloi: A Rurality Play
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyman_(15th-century_play) Roy Hoi Polloi was an Everyman, living a coral life. Everywhere Roy went, he plagiarized. The religion he sought to invert everyone was the Church of the Holy Malaprop, teaching that only through maladroitisms could one malappropriate ablation.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
A Dime for Your Thoughts
He always kept his lucky dime in his right pocket. It had been a dime he had stooped down to retrieve from the sidewalk. That was lucky for him that day because, as he stooped, a large rod had been thrown from the underside of a truck passing by. The rod, as it happened, flew over his ducking head and lodged in the brick wall of the building he was walking past. It sat there in sinusoidal motion, the vibrations of kinetic forces dissipating with a warbling quaver that quickly became inaudble into the higher registers.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
The Eschatology of Heaven and Heaven and Hell
It didn't matter that one had killed the other. Or why. Or that the killer died at the hands of his dying victim. All that mattered is that they found themselves at bustop. This confused them, for they knew they were dead. A bus pulled up, which read, "Pearly Gates."
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
