L.C. Schäfer
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Sometimes writes under S.E.Holz
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The Tortured Hulls of Goodwin Sands
There's a place, just off the coast of Kent, England, where ships go to die. Clever people have wondered: why do so many shipwrecks happen here? They ponder about the tricky weather smack in a prime trade route. Surely thinking of all those ships... ancient, and less ancient... creaking and groaning, and rattling their tortured chains on the sea bed...
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Fiction
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The absolute state of him, though! Those shoulders. His skin glistened. Gleaming black curls cascaded down his back. On another man, this style might have looked effeminate, or out-dated, but on him it worked. Somehow, he made it look manly. He could have pirouetted in a tutu and belted out The Weather Girls, and it would still be the most macho thing I'd seen all day.
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Fiction
Energy
Johan reached out for a cheeky squeeze. Not to be confused with a squeaky cheese, by the way. Such as the one Martha had just trodden on, on her way back from Manson's bedroom. This caused a moment of panic, sure that Manson's little voice would pipe up from the nursery, or there would be the dreaded thud of little feet coming after her. Or a thin wail would gust from her 8own room where little Sinclaire was (for now at least) sleeping.
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Fiction
No Recourse. Content Warning.
I was deep inside her when my wife walked on us. We'd gone to a barbeque at Mike and Angela's, and of course Paige was there. A friend of a friend of a friend. I had to pretend we were no more than acquaintances, and it was killing me.
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Fiction
A Funny Story About Typos. Top Story - May 2025.
If you know me at all, you know I am a huge fan of Terry Pratchett, mayherestinpeace. If you aren't familiar, he wrote the Discworld series. "Series" is a bit of a misnomer, because each of the 41 novels can be enjoyed on its own, as a stand-alone story. (You can read them in any order, but most fans agree not to start with the first one, The Colour of Magic.)
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Writers
The Fail
They're moving in a cautious way that tells you something's up. Their voices have a cheery veneer, but it's hooey. You can tell. They're saying things like, "Hey, it's alright, it's gonna be OK," and you want to believe that, you really do... but it's fake. It's all fake.
By L.C. Schäfer10 months ago in Fiction
