Richard Weber
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So many strange things pop into my head. This is where I share a lot of this information. Call it a curse or a blessing. I call it an escape from reality. Come and take a peek into my brain.
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My Weekend on a Flat Earth
Terry from down the street told me that the entire flat Earth is surrounded by a massive wall of ice. The news broke like a rogue ice wave reaching the edge of the earth. It seems that the administration had finally acknowledged that we weren't traveling through space atop a massive, blue marble. Nope, we were lounging on an enormous pancake under the kind light of a massive, constantly changing lamp in the sky.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Top 10 Reasons Why Those Pesky Fruit Flies Will Inherit the Earth (You've Been Warned!)
Even after we swat and curse at them, those small fearsome creatures with buzzy wings continue to return. However, what if I told you that their tenacity is an indication of something much darker? A well-thought-out scheme to rule the globe, perhaps? Hold your laughter! The following ten arguments suggest that fruit flies could be the next sentient species to take over the planet:
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Forget Fancy French Fragrances
Chanel No. 5—get over it! Move aside, Wild One! Not a waft of exotic spices or a bouquet of flowers is the new frontier in olfactory attractiveness. No, the scent of the season is something far more... unusual. We are referring to the seductive scent of slightly perspiring workout attire.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humans
The Enigmatic Egg
Yes, the photo on the profile. An exquisitely chosen window into your soul (or that brunch you're so proud of). However, what about the rebels, the outlaws, and the magnificent mystery known as the person with no profile photo? These are the people donning the internet world's default silhouette, the pixelated mystery box.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humans
Top 5 Horror Games That Will Leave You Sleeping With the Lights On (Seriously, Don't Play Alone)
I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good scare? Certain video games push the boundaries to an extreme, giving players the creeps and a sense of adrenaline. They're not your typical jump-scare events. These books delve deeply into your mind, making you doubt reality and perhaps feel the need for a nightlight (no guilt!). Now, gather your friends and grab a lantern because we're going to count down the top 5 horror games that will definitely ruin you:
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Horror
Hoot Mon Dieu! Top 10 Reasons Why Owls Are Plotting World Domination (and They're Winning)
Hey squirrels, get over here! It's not only about capturing mice anymore, those silent flight and huge, mesmerizing eyes. For millennia, owls have been quietly strategizing their ascent to prominence, and now that they have the internet at their fingertips—or, more accurately, their talons—they're closer than ever. Not convinced by us? Here's why you need to be really impressed—or at the absolute least, extremely afraid:
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Three Terrifying Greek Mythological Women
Greek mythology is replete with tales and traditions involving gods, heroes, and other fantastical animals. It should come as no surprise that many of these animals are viewed as monsters due to their horrifying features and frightening supernatural abilities. Greek monsters typically play supporting roles in myths, and their primary function is to illustrate the challenges that a Greek hero must fight and conquer.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in History
The Haunting Hidden in Harmony: How Horror Films Twist Familiar Songs
Everybody has those songs in their repertoire that bring back pleasant memories and a feeling of relaxation. What transpires, though, if the same tunes are played in a horror movie or something entirely different? The bouncy tempo and cheery words might suddenly take on a menacing tone that makes us shudder.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Horror
Title: Worms Rising: Top 10 Reasons Worms Will Gracefully Take Over Earth
A modest species that may challenge humans for world supremacy arises from the hidden world under our feet: the common worm. Worms are secretly organising a takeover that surpasses their modest image, despite being frequently disregarded due to their unassuming appearance and underground existence. As we reveal the top 10 reasons why worms are posing as our planet's odd rulers, get ready to be captivated.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Burnt Toast and Button Dreams
Not your typical farmyard dweller was Bartholomew Boggins, or Bart as his lone friend Mildred the milkmaid referred to him with affection. Bart was a Fubbt, not like the talkative hens or the stoic cows. Now, you may wonder, what precisely is a Fubbt. Philosophers, fearful people (because, let's face it, (Fubtts can be shocking at first glance), and even Bart himself have been perplexed by that subject.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Fiction
Horseshoe Crab Hegemony: Top 10 Reasons Horseshoe Crabs Will Gracefully Take Over Earth
The ancient horseshoe crab is a modest species that may one day challenge humans for supremacy on Earth's waters. Horseshoe crabs, despite their unusual appearance and humble demeanor, are quietly waging a takeover that goes far beyond their modest reputation. As we reveal the top 10 reasons horseshoe crabs are posing as the planet's surprising rulers, get ready to be captivated.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
So You Want to Be A Pirate
Research: Put on your eyepatch, get your reliable telescope, or just use the zoom feature on your smartphone to set out on a mission to learn everything there is to know about pirates. Explore the depths of the internet, but use caution to avoid becoming lost in the sea of conspiracies concerning the haunting of abandoned ships by pirate spirits. Recall that not every treasure is made of gold and silver; occasionally, it's just a humorous pirate meme hidden deep within the internet. If you're feeling very daring, consider solving ancient pirate maps while donning a large pirate cap; the added difficulty will make you feel like a real swashbuckler searching for lost online riches. Just be cautious when it comes to internet thieves attempting to take your digital treasure!
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
