Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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http://lombot.co.uk

You Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

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Layout Notes for 15 min set, for Valley Gardens Fund Raiser, 6th July 2025. 1:15 pm to 1:30pm
. Layout Notes for 15 min set, for Valley Gardens Fund Raiser, 6th July 2025. 1:15 pm to 1:30pm Brief: Attempted to be “Family Friendly” yet still emotionally moving and relevant to the local area where possible.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
"I Need Brains!" . Content Warning.
"I Need Brains!" - Why Can't I Just Stay Down If I Want? By Ross E F Lombardi ...---… Sometimes, Many times,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
UNDERTSTANDING HOW CRUSHES WORK!. Content Warning.
. UNDERTSTANDING HOW CRUSHES WORK! By Ross E F Lombardi . FUCKING CRUSHES! They are not magical They are not mystical
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Humans
How the valley garden died.
How the valley garden died. By Ross E F Lombardi . Although with a passion... They sowed the seeds They gathered and weeded
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
YOUR BATTERY POWER ENGINE!
YOUR BATTERY POWER ENGINE! By Ross E F Lombardi . IF you are Broken, Ruined, Destroyed, A Spirit slaughtered A Soul torn asunder
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
It’s a weird coincidence!. Content Warning.
It’s a weird coincidence! No reason to look to hard at it. - Only a coincidence. By Ross E F Lombardi . You know what’s a weird coincidence?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Humans
SHE SHOULD NEVER BE MINE!
SHE SHOULD NEVER BE MINE! By Ross E F Lombardi . This is a preachy poem. To explain hard-to-explain things. .
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
What was my ex-wife's name again?
. What was my ex-wife's name again? - I suddenly forgot! by Ross E F Lombardi. . Yes, I am a bit haunted by my ex
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
NONE OF US COULD BE SPARTACUS!
NONE OF US COULD BE SPARTACUS! . There is a sword and sandal film epic called “Spartacus” Based on a bit of possible Ancient Roman history.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Humans
Note to self: Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up!
Note to self: . Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with an unhealthy fry-up! . Do NOT cheer yourself up with an empty-calorie-laden fry-up!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Poets
Technically, this post is a lie
Technically, this post is a lie It is NOT a poem But I do not need 600 words or more to scream THIS! TO Every Creative! - Of Every Kind! - Everywhere!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Writers
...Why I use extra spaces, colons, gaps and other stuff . Content Warning.
. ...Why I use extra spaces, colons, gaps and other stuff that MIGHT be sometimes mistaken as indicators that my stuff is created by AI.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi8 months ago in Writers

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Layout Notes for 15 min set, for Valley Gardens Fund Raiser, 6th July 2025. 1:15 pm to 1:30pm

"I Need Brains!" . Content Warning.

UNDERTSTANDING HOW CRUSHES WORK!. Content Warning.

How the valley garden died.

YOUR BATTERY POWER ENGINE!

It’s a weird coincidence!. Content Warning.

SHE SHOULD NEVER BE MINE!

What was my ex-wife's name again?

NONE OF US COULD BE SPARTACUS!

Note to self: Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up!

Technically, this post is a lie

...Why I use extra spaces, colons, gaps and other stuff . Content Warning.

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