satire

Music industry and celebrity satire presented by Beat.

🔥 Whistleblower Truth: How Mainspring of Ephrata and Chief McKim Colluded to Silence Free Speech
By Sunshine Firecracker, J.D. (Dr. Jennifer Gayle Sappington) — Prophet of Fire, Witness of Record, Lone She Wolf The Constitutional Guarantee Betrayed
By Sunshine Firecracker5 months ago in Beat
When Talent is Non-Existent
When I saw Sam Spinelli's challenge, asking us to name and shame our five least favourite songs, I got very excited. I can be a grumpy, judgemental, opinionated ass at the best of times (ask Ruth, the good lady wife!), but when it comes to music, I've learned to try and keep schtum when I think something is terrible. All because I'm just trying to be a better person (My Name is Earl opening ref, anyone?).
By Paul Stewart6 months ago in Beat
d4vd: The Rise of David Anthony Burke, Beyond Rumors and Viral Searches
The internet moves fast. In the age of TikTok trends and overnight fame, artists like David Anthony Burke, better known as d4vd, have emerged as powerful voices in the music industry. But along with fame comes another side of online culture: viral misinformation.
By KAMRAN AHMAD6 months ago in Beat
OzParody Music: Raw Punk-Rock Anthems with Unapologetic Energy
For fans of loud, unfiltered rock, 2025 has already proven to be a landmark year. OzParody music has exploded with a steady stream of single releases, each one packed with the raw riffs, gritty vocals, and fearless punk-rock energy that have become the band’s trademark. Instead of holding back for an album, OzParody has chosen to unleash their music track by track—keeping listeners hooked with a flood of bold new anthems.
By mysoundMusic6 months ago in Beat
Rock 'n' Roll Highschool
Riff Randell (actress P.J. Soles) likes to rock ’n’ roll — that much is safe to say. And in this cult hit from 1979, she does her rocking with the help of those lovable lunkheads The Ramones (who, according to singer — the late frog-legged crooner Joey Ramone — once collectively pissed in a beer before handing it to John “Johnny Rotten” Lydon). She’s ensconced at Vince Lombardi High, a school where even Mötley Crüe might feel at home, thanks to all the “smokin’ in the boys room.”
By Tom Baker6 months ago in Beat
Taylor swift new album
When 87% of fans say a single album changed their lives, you know it’s more than just music. That’s the kind of devotion Taylor Swift has cultivated over nearly two decades — and now, she’s about to test the limits of that loyalty with her 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. The title alone shimmers with drama, glamour, and a promise of storytelling that only Swift can deliver. But behind the sparkle lies a fascinating tapestry of strategy, symbolism, and emotional connection that is already sending the Swiftie universe into overdrive.
By Soul Pages7 months ago in Beat
🪞Top 10 Selves You Had to Become (Just to Survive)
We live in layers. Not lies — layers. Versions of ourselves we shape to fit into families, friendships, timelines, systems, scenes.
By The Yume Collective7 months ago in Beat
🏙️ Top 10 Buildings You Remember from Dreams (But Never Existed)
Some buildings only exist when you close your eyes. You’ve walked their halls. You’ve opened their rusted doors. And yet they can’t be found on any map.
By Yokai Circle8 months ago in Beat
🫧 Top 10 Emotions You Can Only Feel Once
There are emotions you can name: sadness, joy, fear. And then there are the others. The ones that only show up once. They don't announce themselves.
By Yokai Circle8 months ago in Beat
🚪 Top 10 Liminal Spaces You’ve Felt But Never Named
Liminal spaces aren’t just empty buildings. They’re moments. Feelings. Crossroads between what was and what’s next. You’ve felt them before —
By The Yume Collective8 months ago in Beat
I’m too sexy remixed by Rikki La Rouge
I forever have loved by Right Said Fred. I’m too sexy. Give me an idea of how much of a fan of this song I am I know there are so many versions of this song. It’s great. Since I like to do a little DJing and reworking songs with things, this is my version of. I’m too sexy. I call it the rose color glasses even at night remix. I think it’s a really cool trap the way I did it just to add to how many versions and remixes this unbelievably funny song about supet models is.
By Rikki La Rouge8 months ago in Beat
🧠 Top 10 Uncanny Emotional States (That Ambient Music Can Simulate)
Not all feelings fit on a chart. Some emotional states aren’t joy or sadness or anger. They’re strange. Uncanny. They whisper instead of scream.
By Yokai Circle8 months ago in Beat