satire

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

Nose Candy
The stench was unbearable; the particles that were floating their merry way about my head, as they rose up on the thermal of a steamy waft of anal produce; could easily be imagined to have their own universal atmosphere, each with their own sun and moon to collaborate a dance with.
By Steve Watkins9 years ago in Families
Enough With the Parenting Trends
Over the past few years, many mommies and daddies alike, have been finding new ways to raise their children. The old ways have been tossed in the trash and called “irrational.”
By Kayla A.9 years ago in Families
Kitchen Politics
The late great master Leonard Cohen from 'Democracy'.. “from the homicidal bitchin' that goes down in every kitchen to determine who will serve and who will eat."
By Krow Fischer9 years ago in Families
The Price of Empathy
I recently read an article ominously titled “Being a good parent will physiologically destroy you, new research confirms”. The one subtitle casually read: Empathizing with your kid is great but it comes at a price.
By Abellona T9 years ago in Families
No Matter How Together We Seem, Mommies Lose Their s#%$ Sometimes, Too
Every morning I wake up at 5am so I can shower and do my hair, have my coffee and make breakfast for my amazing family by 7am. The boys (ages 5 and 10) are at the table dressed, backpacks in hand, for breakfast promptly at 7am. The whole family eats breakfast together, and then it's off to school for the boys as the baby wakes up for her morning feeding and my husband gets ready for his day.
By Laura McCormick9 years ago in Families