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Weird Sex Questions
Sexual trivia is just loads of fun. If you think about it, you probably know more about sex based its portrayal in pop culture, from sexuality in Game of Thrones to case studies on procedural shows like Law and Order, than you ever dreamed of learning in sex ed. But "How many women have posed nude on cable television?" and "What is the mandatory sentence for exposing yourself in a public park?" are relatively mundane questions with uninteresting answers. Nothing there makes for good conversation at the local bar. The informative Hite Report is an interesting study, but just how accurate were its results? Ms. Hite asked over 3,000 questions in her study, but made one inquiry that most other sexologists tend to avoid: Do you—the female—regularly achieve orgasm during intercourse without separate massaging of the clitoris? Now thats a question to use at the a singles event. Apparently only one out of four can climax without giving the little nub some extra attention. There you have it, the kind of sexual trivia we all want to know a little more about. To further your education and fill your mind with conversational sex questions and taboo trivia, I have compiled some interesting ice breakers for the next night out.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
The Ultimate Guide to Breasts
Call them what you will... boobs, tits, jugs, mams, melons, pontoons, headlights, or the conventional description, breasts. The female twin protuberances, those lovely round, soft, fleshy mounds that grow from a woman’s chest, have always been an unending source of wonder, attraction, pleasure, and controversy among the male of the species. Yes, men love breasts—small ones, big ones, medium ones, and even astounding, gigantic ones—and yet, when you come right down to it, how much do we really know about breasts? Why do some women have big twenty-pounders, and some hardly a fistful? Why do some men go totally ape over big boobs, while others prefer itsy-bitsy small ones?
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Hottest Women Over 40
Perhaps it is my own age, or perhaps it is actually their age specifically that makes this list of women over forty so damn attractive. It goes way beyond their hot bodies and beautiful faces. It is the imperfections that I find most attractive. It is within these imperfections that one finds the deeper, more complicated aspects of these beautiful ladies. A crease in a forehead can be immensely sexy, revealing intimate stories as a woman’s facial expressions change. A few lines around the lips can feel like an intimate invitation. A drop of pretense can mean a world of simplicity.
By Frank White10 years ago in Filthy
History of Phone Sex
Gloria Leonard is believed to be the first person to use 900 numbers as a new revenue stream in the adult industry. She recorded her own voice, giving callers updates on the next issue of High Society magazine before the issue was published. Leonard persuaded the then magazine publisher Carl Ruderman to buy many of these and soon the magazine's business was flourishing.
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
How to Date a Porn Star
A porn star girlfriend is every man’s fantasy, am I right? Unfortunately, the fantasy may be a lot further away from reality then one might wish for. If you are that dude SO completely in love with the idea of a nymphomaniac goddess that looks exactly like her Jules Jordan scene 24/7, and does the house work in Agent Provocateur, stop. reading. now. Look away. This will hurt.
By Samantha Bentley10 years ago in Filthy
These Food Porn Photos Will Make You Lose Your Appetite
Food porn is not for the spoiled elite. It is for the luscious lovelies with berry bush and peppery tastes. Like fresh cantaloup, scooped out and filled with cottage cheese, food porn can feel fresh and fulfilling. The French are known to tongue a pepper before cunnilingus and Israelis take a lick on a sliced avocado. The rotten batches are discarded, often on the floor. Steady stems, slightly squeezable, make a great foundation for food porn. The banana is the king of the fruit porn pasture. Slowly peeling off his sheath, the banana exposes itself to the lips of an often green, shiny head of lettuce. Bursting through its skin, the banana fits perfectly with everything from peanut butter to creamy yogurt. Food porn is only a few steps away, from bedroom to kitchen, where a plethora of pleasure begins by opening a door. A refrigerator door opens up to the vast supply of sexual accoutrements for the culinary challenged.
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Mistakes Men Make with Women
Man was not meant to live alone. We are a sharing species, living in groups, depending on the care, feeding, and nurturance of others of our own kind. We seek out relationships in which the bond is love, and although we may find satisfactions in life without it, loving another person builds a solid base of happiness in our lives. It is the sharing of joy and security, the pleasure and sometimes even the pain of being in love that gives us that special lift, that exhilaration we call happiness.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Piercing for Love
People pierce and get pierced to express love. This may seem odd at first, but it is a universal trend that has been going on for thousands of years. And it isn't limited just to people who "get off on pain"—it is for everybody! Most women today have pierced ears. Why did they get them? Chances are they thought it would enhance their beauty, make them more attractive to the opposite sex. Having some part of the body pierced says something; It is a gesture; It is related to love and sex.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Fine Art of Giving Head
I like to suck cocks. I’m good at it. Unfortunately, not every girl is. Some girls think all one has to do is put the thing in your mouth and roll it around a bit. The guy should be grateful for special favors? Not so, girls! Suppose a guy was going down on you? How would you feel if he just put his mouth down there, rooted around for ten seconds, and let it go at that?
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Why Women Wear Men's Clothes
The three sharply dressed salesmen in Bert’s Men’s Shop make a beeline for the stunning blonde in the cutoffs and halter top who has just wandered through the front door. "Can I help you?" they ask in unison. Grace flashes a brilliant smile toward the best-looking clerk, then answers, "I’m interested in a suit."
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
What Not to Do at an Orgy
An orgy is not a free for all. Contrary to popular opinion, there is actually a best practice for an orgy. There are dos and don’ts. There is etiquette and there are standards. There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate in an orgy, but there is a point of diminishing return. There are no limits as to the gender, religion, or race of participants. But like the United Colors of Benetton, a good orgy strikes a balance between all identities and sexual preferences. Now, for those of you who have yet to participate in a proper orgy, the dos seem pretty logical and simple: take pleasure and have lots of sex. It is the don’ts, or the things better off not experienced, that make the difference in a successful orgy.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
This Crazy Penis Art Will Give You Nightmares
A whopping 72 percent of men choose overly masculine nicknames for their best friend. They christen their private parts with something they believe defines their machismo. Unfortunately, when these same men introduce their penis to their potential sex partner, 72 percent of women giggle. Ironically 59 percent of these same men claim it was their girlfriend or boyfriend that thought of the name in the first place. Nearly 20 percent say that their partner named the penis within the first two weeks of dating. Hence, time is truly the great equalizer of all things. Hard to keep calling it the Jackhammer at 58.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
