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Threesome Tips
The perfect threesome is much like the white tiger. Rare. Think back upon all of your sexual conquests, how many of them were successful, enjoyable… perfect? Now imagine trying to recreate that chemistry but with a third person involved. Believe me when I tell you, orchestrating a threesome isn’t always fun.
By Samantha Bentley10 years ago in Filthy
Cancer Sex Astrology
Fire, earth, air, and water are the four elements essential to life. Each needs the other to exist, yet they can also end each others existence. The same can be said for the zodiac sign that falls under each element. The 12 signs of the zodiac are split evenly between the four elements, each being categorized by the personality traits that defined them. Compatibly in friendship, love, and sex is directly correlated to the element that controls each signed. Cancers, born between June 21 and July 22, are a water sign, and some of the most emotional of the zodiac. Cancer's sex astrology is defined by their deeply compassionate and sensitive dispositions.
By Emily McCay10 years ago in Filthy
Best Strip Clubs in America
As different as our 50 states are from one another, they all have one thing in common: They all have strip clubs. Okay, they may have more than that in common, but this is one of the most important similarities. The important distinction is this: Which state has the best strip clubs? Since quality varies widely within each state, we’ve focus on a more important question—which strip club in each state is the best to visit? Here is our list, based on recommendations of both tourists and regulars, of the best spot in each state.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Find a Sugar Mama
Gershwin piano concertos flooded the penthouse bedroom as the young, muscular stud uncorked a third bottle of Dom Perignon, drenching his matronly lover’s taut stomach and pussy with the gushing champagne as she laughed wildly. On the luxurious Egyptian cotton, the two are rolling in the sheets, enjoying the feel and heat from one another.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Talk Dirty
Talking dirty can be a turn-on, and if it's done right, it can be an incredible turn-on. The mind is the most important sex organ, and it can be reached by words, as well as by physical contact. When making love, we can also enjoy saying things to each other that we don't ordinarily say, just as we enjoy feeling parts of each other's bodies that we don't usually feel. All those great words: fuck, screw, shit, piss, clit, cock, etc., have the sacred power to arouse the erotic forces in us. One of the reasons these words are often banned from polite usage is to preserve their strength. Overuse would dull their impact and detract from their primordial powers.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Gemini Sex Astrology
Look up into the night sky and see the stars. To some, they are just tiny specks of light in the atmosphere, to others, they are a guide. Do a collection of constellations determine the events of our lives? The scientific validity of many aspects of astrology has never been proven, yet people still believe in it. Believers ask themselves every day, how their sign will effect their finances, their job, and most importantly, their relationships. According to the stars, certain signs are more sexually compatible with some than others. For Geminis, whose birthday falls between May 20th and June 20th, sex astrology is heavily determined by the two sides of the Twins that represent them.
By Emily McCay10 years ago in Filthy
Asshole Detection Guide
In biblical times, lepers were required by law to warn other people of their approach by ringing a small bell. Looking back on it, forcing people who looked like bird-nibbled plums to announce themselves with music seems not only cruel, but superfluous, as well. After all, nature always provides us with some form of early warning when danger, or something disgusting threatens.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Eat Her Out
The climate of repression in which most Americans are raised takes a considerable toll on their sex lives. Many are conditioned to believe that certain sex acts are somehow wrong or harmful, and as a result tend to feel guilt or disgust about some very natural human urges.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Why to Have Sex on Her Period
You're dying to get laid but your girl has her period. Should you dejectedly retreat to the bathroom and beat your meat, or should you forsake all reason and screw your chick's brains out, blood or no blood? "I want to screw the hell out of her," you're thinking, "but what about the dreaded curse? Isn't it dangerous to have sex with a menstruating broad?"
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Vatican Sex Positions
How not to enjoy sex, brought to you by your friends at the Vatican. Sex has been a topic du jour for the clergy since the clergy became clergy. Like many rules of institutionalized religion, the do nots seem to outnumber the dos. Do not have sex with your neighbor's wife. Do not have sex until you are married. Do not watch porn on the internet. Very rarely in religious doctrine does it say, tho shalt have a blowjob or do unto her as she just did for you. The discovery of long lost manuscripts, dating back almost 600 years, shed light on another important do not. Do not enjoy sex was a common theme throughout much of the history of the Vatican. There are many thousands of positions in which sex cannot be enjoyed. There are hundreds more in which sex cannot even be attempted. Here are just a few of the most popular, originally published as "The Vatican Sex Manual" by Monsignor E.D. Gray, S.J., M.A., in The Rutland Dirty Weekend Book. By using these variations, you and your partner will be unable to have sex in a variety of ways, which will add spice and zest to your abstinence. Based on the old manuscripts found in the cavernous labyrinth beneath the Vatican, these variations are equally unuseful for unmarried couples, who may try them without fear of pregnancy, pleasure, or confession.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Penis Enlargment Guide
"It ain't the meat, it’s the motion." So go the lyrics of a popular old song, but try telling it to a guy with a 3" dick! More and more, today’s liberated ladies, as greedy as the rest of us, are looking for size as well as style in their sexual encounters, and to a large number of women, size can be everything. "With a smaller man, you've got to work so much harder for the same results," says one woman. "Sure, you can get the same results, but it's so much easier with a large penis."
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
