comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
Greatness Is in the Hole of the Beholder
There are two main reasons why Gideon always chooses the penthouse suites of the Palm d’Or hotel chain. One are the voice activated blackout window panels: to keep his one-night stands fast asleep as he quietly hotfoots it out; that way, he never risks awkward and pointless morning-after banter. The panels are impeccable at their job; not a sliver of light creeps in, and there is never any talk of next encounters.
By Pedro B. Gorman5 years ago in Filthy
Handle With Care
Alfie really fancied Emma, and he was quietly confident that she felt the same way about him. Their kissing and fumbling had become quite intense of late, and Alfie felt sure that it was time for him to make the next move. He had no reason to doubt that she would respond in a mutually satisfactory way when he did so.
By John Welford5 years ago in Filthy
Dirty Dishes
Kitchen Sink Drama — Screenplay by Keith M. Green FADE IN: INT. Billericay. A council flat kitchen. Evening. In a run down yet spotless kitchen BARRY — a burly geezer clad in string vest, marigolds and faded jeans is doing the washing up. His thick muscular arms are firm but gentle as he handles the soaked tableware. He is attempting a stoic look, yet there is a darting restlessness in his eyes; a look befitting of one struggling with an indecent urge. Amongst the sounds of clattering plates and the squeaks of rubber over wet glass, we hear him let escape a whisper of excitement, a muffled moan of pleasure.
By Keith Green5 years ago in Filthy
Curiosity Killed the Sub
Spontaneity gets me into trouble all of the time. I can be so reckless with my decisions that I have often joked about a need for a life supervisor. Others have joked that I have a natural magnet for trouble in me, while less fun people inform me that my decision-making skills are poor. Whatever the perspective, I know for certain that I have a knack for the strangest, funniest, most awkward situations possible. You're reading words from a girl who elbowed a fist bump from a healthcare worker after trying to force a handshake during a pandemic. I promise, none of this is an exaggeration. I'm just gifted.
By Dani Banani5 years ago in Filthy
Working in an Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
There comes a time in a person’s life when things of a certain size are just overwhelmingly and shockingly truly large. I did not know of John Holmes’ existence until I saw the film Boogie Nights (like a lot of people who have lived under a rock).
By Memoirs of A Chick5 years ago in Filthy
Working in An Adult Store: Tales of a Retail Associate
When I was 27, I found a job in Dallas working as a retail associate for an adult store, where the walls were adorned with boxes of various dildos and vibrators, an assortment of condoms and adult films, and things that I had never heard of before such as penis pumps and pocket pussies. The job paid $8.25 an hour, and I must confess, what lacked in pay was compensated for by the experiences I had with the customers I engaged with in the mornings and late at night.
By Memoirs of A Chick5 years ago in Filthy
