comedy

Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.

Beware the Boogie Man
They teach you as a child to stay in bed, so the Boogie man doesn’t find you. Always vague about what he might do to you. Unspeakable things. That make you tremble. And moan.
By Asrai Devinabout a year ago in Filthy
Meat N' Greet: SexXx-Crazed Cougar Seeks Out Young Stallion. Content Warning.
It was lust at first sight. I saw those monsterous tits, thick thighs and that ample backside and I wanted her. Hell, I was craving her and I know she felt the same. We had this insane sexual chemistry from the get-go and in no time, I had her squirting all over her mother’s sofa.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Filthy
I Write Smut. Content Warning.
I write smut. That is a very bold statement for me to write considering the way I was raised and the impression that I give people when they meet me or even those that have known me for years. But it is the truth. I write smut. Some may call it by nicer names – I know I have. Erotica, erotic fiction, adult romance, dirty books or my classy favorite sexy romance, but it all comes down to explicit sexually based stories.
By Traci E. Langstonabout a year ago in Filthy
Things Women Should Know About Their Guy’s Parts
Matters of Size Do men worry about the size of their penis? According to Dr. Levine, a professor of urology at Rush University Medical Center in Chicago, they sure do. “It’s remarkable how concerned men are about their length. It’s because they believe that women care about it.” Levine sees many men who come to him about penile enhancement and enlargement even though, “I would say 99.44 percent of them have a perfectly normal penis.”
By Venuabout a year ago in Filthy
May the New Year Bring You Memes, Joy, & Happiness!
Goodbye 2024!!! ⚡😁🖕 Don't let the door hit you in the ass! It's me again, __Lightning Bolt⚡, with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Filthy
Top 10 New Adult Manhwa. Content Warning.
Adult manhwa are the manhwa series, specifically made for adults and it's not suitable for kids or unmatured people (because of many reasons). So, if you're not an adult, then please don't read this article, and if you're an adult, please keep reading till the end.
By Shisuiabout a year ago in Filthy
Beverly Hills Cop-ulation. Content Warning.
Deep Confessions of a Well-Hung & World-Renowned Gigolo I'm in Heaven right about now. I'm on a beach filled with 90's-looking Playboy bunnies who would blow me at the snap of my fingers. Plus, my bank account has more zeros in it then a school full of dunces.
By Digital_FootPrint1212about a year ago in Filthy
Here's Why I Don't Wear Panties. Content Warning.
Years ago, I owned a massive array of cute and sexy panties. Thongs, g-strings, lace, cute prints, boy shorts…you name it, I had it. I wanted cute underwear for every sexual occasion.
By Dani Bananiabout a year ago in Filthy
Romantic Helicopter Date Dreams:. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Romantic Helicopter Date Dreams: Sky High Connection Experience This article explores the allure and unique intimacy of a romantic helicopter date, delving into why some might find it exhilarating while others might be hesitant for a first date. It highlights reasons someone may turn down such a grand gesture, citing possible fears of heights, motion sickness, or a preference for grounded interactions early on.
By Denelsia Walkerabout a year ago in Filthy
Porn Again, A Novel-Part Nineteen
CONTINUED FROM PART EIGHTEEN... “Allegedly. Isn’t that always the excuse these days? Some degenerate rapper gets busted with drugs and guns and it’s ‘allegedly he was spotted.’ Some whacked-out celebrity gets busted on a DUI and the cops find a prostitute in the car, and it’s ‘allegedly he was spotted.’ Alleged this, alleged that…and it’s always these Blacks. They get the big million-dollar contracts and the groupies and the hotshot lawyers and it’s a get-out-of-jail-free card. And you wanna know the worst part about it? Most of the time, these ‘alleged’ incidents are caught on camera! Even still, you can’t say they did it because that’s considered defamation of character, and these bozos can sue! I can’t believe it! That’s where this country’s headed, to Hell in a hand-basket! I swear if I had a dollar every time something crystal clear was swept under the title ‘allegedly’ I’d be a millionaire by now. And this Obama prick-“
By lazarusInfinityabout a year ago in Filthy
Porn Again, A Novel-Part Eighteen
CONTINUED FROM PART SEVENTEEN... Several days, several hours, several glasses of wine, and several intimate and nostalgic musings later, Happy found himself wandering the streets of the Quarter. Figuring it would be a nice way to enjoy a day after work, he stopped into a local bar for a drink and also to clear a few things up. Truly becoming a local, it no longer felt weird going out for drinks in the middle of the day. The bar in question that Starscream directed him to was further into the Quarter, toward the lower end of Bourbon. Not surprisingly, the name of the establishment was Oz. With Blake out of the hospital after that horrible debacle, some things needed to be cleared up. Not too much of a crowd, just a few stragglers and some tourists, all of whom made the obvious effort to check him out. At this point, he could’ve cared less. A beer by any other name was just as much a bad choice during the middle of the day.
By lazarusInfinityabout a year ago in Filthy
Porn Again, A Novel-Part Seventeen
CONTINUED FROM PART SIXTEEN... Fuck me. Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe I spoke too soon. Maybe this is all just some crazy dream brought on by guilt over my cheating on my husband. Can’t be right at all. One more time just to be sure. Just check the strip.
By lazarusInfinityabout a year ago in Filthy