comedy

Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.

Confessions of a Barfly. Content Warning.
When you have less than a day to live, moments become precious. The idiot blocking my way into Grub’s Bar and Bistro had already wasted one of my precious moments. I would not let him waste any more. Suffering from some poison or another. He collapsed when I smashed him in the face.
By Davi Mai2 years ago in Filthy
I Have Never.... Content Warning.
Here is a list of things I have never done: I have never dipped chocolate in coffee; though it tasted good when I did. I have never worn my husband's underwear; though it fits me better. I have never eaten a vindaloo curry, but I did burn my tongue I have never been a virgin; what's a virgin? I have never snogged a man or woman, though those snogs are pretty hot! I have never had sex behind the bikesheds.; I've never had sex in my life! I have never had sex in a park; I don't know what you mean, dear. I have never eyed up boobs or a good butt; though that butt I saw today was very nice! I have never put the icing sugar in coffee; Nope! Not me!1 I have never licked the spoon clean after baking; though it tastes so good! I have never put alcohol in your cake; Me? I would never do that! I'd never get you drunk I have never eaten raw potato; although it tastes so good. I have never swore in my sleep; I don't swear me! I have never had a snoring fit; I never snore! I have never had sex in my sleep; though that dream I had last night was steamy! I have never looked at a naked man or woman; although that lady and man over there are pretty hot I have never been to a strip club; Shh! That's telling!!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Filthy
Wings of Hope: The Drone Rescue. Content Warning.
A drone, also known as an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), is a remote-controlled or autonomous aircraft that doesn't require a human pilot onboard to operate. Drones come in various sizes and shapes, from small handheld models to larger aircraft resembling traditional airplanes or helicopters.
By Peter Kaan3 years ago in Filthy
Limed
I was tagged by Oneg to participate in James & Oneg's Tag You're it Challenge. Challenge rules: "Pick a Vocal community and tag/nominate another writer to write a poem or 100-word micro fic about it BUT you only have 15 minutes to write!"
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Filthy
The Sweet Movie . Content Warning.
Cult Films and Midnight Movies "From High Art to Low Trash" Vol 1 By Tom Baker I have seen Dušan Makavejev's The Sweet Movie several times, and this brilliant, provocative cinematic journey has offered me something new each time. Part Fellini, part Jodorowsky, and all satire, it is nonetheless an appalling film, the film hinting at the depraved depths of belief, faith, and self-sacrifice in the face of diminished returns--or even disillusionment. It follows along dual narrative pathways.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Filthy
Love and Loss. Content Warning.
In the heart of Ukraine, amidst the chaos of conflict, lived two young souls whose love burned brightly against the backdrop of uncertainty. Natalia and Ivan had grown up together, their bond forged through countless shared moments and dreams for a future entwined. But as the conflict escalated, their love faced an unforeseen trial.
By Peter3 years ago in Filthy
DEBLUE SJ
In the pursuit of resolving conflicts, the choice between violence and peace often emerges as a defining moment. While peace advocates strive to establish harmony through dialogue and compromise, some individuals opt for a path stained with bloodshed and destruction. This essay explores the reasons behind the decision to choose violence over peace, shedding light on the complex dynamics and psychological factors that may drive such choices. By delving into the motivations and consequences of this troubling decision, we aim to gain a deeper understanding of the human propensity to resort to violence in conflict resolution.
By Survival John3 years ago in Filthy
The Psychology of Success: . Content Warning.
Success is a subjective concept that means different things to different people. Whether it's achieving your career goals, finding happiness, or making a positive impact on the world, one thing is clear: success begins in mind. The power of mindset cannot be underestimated when it comes to shaping your future. In this article, we will delve into the psychology of success and explore how your mindset plays a pivotal role in determining your trajectory. From the power of positive thinking to embracing failure as a stepping stone, let's unlock the secrets to a successful mindset.
By Ross Symes3 years ago in Filthy
Supercharge Your Brain: . Content Warning.
In today's fast-paced world, where information overload and constant distractions have become the norm, it's more important than ever to prioritize our cognitive function. Our brain is the powerhouse behind our thoughts, decisions, and actions, and investing in its enhancement can lead to tremendous benefits in all aspects of life. If you're ready to unlock your brain's full potential, here are some techniques to supercharge your cognitive function and help you thrive in the modern age.
By Ross Symes3 years ago in Filthy
Building Resilience: . Content Warning.
Life is a beautiful yet unpredictable journey, filled with ups and downs, twists and turns. Along this path, we encounter numerous challenges that test our strength, determination, and resilience. While it may seem daunting at times, developing resilience is crucial for navigating through life's hurdles and emerging more vital than ever. In this article, we will explore practical strategies to build resilience, drawing inspiration from real-life examples of individuals who have triumphed over adversity. So, let's dive in and discover how to face life's challenges head-on!
By Ross Symes3 years ago in Filthy
Creating a Path to Wealth. Content Warning.
In today's fast-paced and ever-changing world, financial independence has become a coveted goal for many individuals. The idea of having enough wealth and resources to live life on your own terms is undeniably alluring. While the path to financial independence may seem daunting, it is not an unattainable dream. With the right mindset, discipline, and strategic planning, you can create a path to wealth that leads to financial independence. In this article, we will explore key strategies and real-life examples that can inspire and guide you on your journey.
By Ross Symes3 years ago in Filthy
5 Tech Gadgets . Content Warning.
Are you an avid traveler seeking to elevate your globetrotting experiences to a whole new level? Well, look no further! In this fast-paced world, technology continues to amaze us with groundbreaking innovations, and the realm of travel is no exception. Here, we present you with five awe-inspiring tech gadgets that are set to revolutionize the way you explore the world, making your journeys more convenient, enjoyable, and memorable.
By Ross Symes3 years ago in Filthy