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'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms': Why Egg Suddenly Seems So Important To Prince Maekar
WARNING! SPOILERS for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x06, 'The Morrow'. After a successful debut, the first season of Game of Thrones prequel A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has come to an end. The series season one finale, 'The Morrow', mostly deals with the fallout from the tragic death of Prince Baelor 'Breakspear' Targaryen, unintentionally killed by his own brother, Prince Maekar, during the Trial of Seven between Ser Duncan the Tall and Prince Aerion Targaryen.
By Kristy Andersonabout 12 hours ago in Geeks
"Beyond the Gates" Turns One!
It seems like yesterday. It really, truly does. As those who read my stories know, I have had a love-hate relationship with soaps for nearly my entire life; I hate soaps but love their villainesses. I guess I was basically waiting for that perfect soap to finally hit the small screen. One with good angles, one that isn't so over the top, and one with good representation.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout 20 hours ago in Geeks
SpongeBob Review
The episode "F.U.N." unfolds as a masterclass in character-driven comedy and narrative irony, centering on Plankton’s most hilariously transparent scheme to date. From the opening moments, the Chum Bucket’s oppressive gloom is a stark, almost visceral contrast to the sun-drenched, vibrant chaos of the Krusty Krab, a visual metaphor for the fundamental conflict between cynical ambition and joyful innocence. Plankton, tiny and vibrating with a fury that seems to distort the very air around him, constructs his "Friendship, U & Me, and Anywhere and Anytime" acronym not as a genuine olive branch but as a convoluted trap, his every syllable dripping with insincerity. The scene is a tightly wound spring of tension, as we, the audience, are complicit in the joke, watching SpongeBob—radiating pure, unadulterated optimism—plunge headfirst into the obvious snare with a trusting eagerness that is both exasperating and profoundly endearing.
By Forest Greenabout 22 hours ago in Geeks
SpongeBob Review
The neon-drenched stage of the Krusty Krab talent show becomes an arena of brutal, unvarnished Bikini Bottom culture in “Culture Shock,” a masterclass in satirical storytelling that uses SpongeBob’s boundless optimism as a sacrificial lamb. From the moment the curtain rises, the episode meticulously constructs a world where genuine artistic expression is irrelevant, replaced by a cynical ratings machine run by a smarmy, suit-clad producer and an audience whose applause is a fickle currency. SpongeBob’s earnest, if bizarre, jellyfishing routine—complete with a literal net and interpretive dance—is not merely bad; it is an ontological crime against the very concept of entertainment as understood by this crowd, who are immediately shown to be more interested in nachos than narrative. The scene is painted with excruciating detail: the sweat gleams on his porous forehead under the spotlight, his smile never wavering as the boos begin like a low tide and rise into a roaring wave of contempt, a visual symphony of his heart breaking in real-time as the camera zooms in on his crushed, wide-eyed innocence.
By Forest Greenabout 22 hours ago in Geeks
La La Land
Okay…so this movie came out when I was in high school and I hated it then. It was in fact way overhyped and won far too many awards for what it was. I re-watched it recently with my best friend and I have not changed my opinion but I can now articulate my thoughts on the matter better, so here we go.
By Alexandrea Callaghana day ago in Geeks
Power Rangers Review: "The Wedding (Part II)"
When we last left our heroes, they were vacationing in Australia, with no worries. Seriously, there were no worries. Lord Zedd was about to recharge his evil energies, leaving the Rangers with no emergencies to deal with. However, when one rat sleeps, another creeps in, as Rita Repulsa crash-landed on moon and set her sights on the ultimate takeover. The plan was to dose Zedd with a love potion, marry him, and then overrule him.
By Clyde E. Dawkins2 days ago in Geeks
Spogebob Review
“SpongeBob SquarePants” aired its whimsical installment “Opposite Day,” an episode that flipped the familiar rhythm of Bikini Bottom on its head. The story opens with Squidward’s melodramatic proclamation that the town will observe “Opposite Day,” prompting an absurd inversion of everyday norms: whereas he is anything but grumpy and more cheerful than usual, while SpongeBob, ever the optimist, dutifully recites a litany of pessimistic affirmations. The episode’s premise, simple yet subversive, is framed by a rapid-fire dialogue that showcases the series’ hallmark wit, while its animation subtly accentuates the visual irony through exaggerated facial expressions and color palettes that shift from bright to muted tones as the day progresses.
By Forest Green5 days ago in Geeks
SpongeBob Review
The episode "Nature Pants" opens with SpongeBob SquarePants experiencing a profound, almost spiritual crisis, violently rejecting the sanitized comforts of his pineapple home and the structured rhythms of Bikini Bottom. He becomes consumed by a romanticized, Rousseauian vision of primordial existence, believing his modern life with its fluffy pillows, fondue sets, and meticulously organized socks has corrupted his natural essence. A mishap while working at the Krustry Krab kitchen which was a fire that he had helped put out made him think about wanting more out of life. He quits his jobs and hands his possessions to his friends and leaves to live in Jellyfish Fields.
By Forest Green5 days ago in Geeks
This Document is On a Need to Know Basis
Have you ever wondered what would happen to the world if James Bond decided to take the day off? Would Scaramanga, SPECTRE, Blofeld or Goldfinger suceed in their plans? Or would MI6 send another OO Agent to take car of business?
By Alan Walker5 days ago in Geeks
Reviewing "Strong Medicine"
I still remember when Lifetime had their share of original series about a quarter-century ago, and among their shows was Strong Medicine, which had to have been the network's first medical drama. Medical dramas had been a big thing for decades, but during my lifetime, somewhere wedged between NBC's long-running hit, ER, and the current longer-running ABC series, Grey's Anatomy, Lifetime gave us the subject this review, Strong Medicine.
By Clyde E. Dawkins6 days ago in Geeks
SpongeBob Review
The episode “Squeaky Boots” opens with an unmistakable clatter that reverberates through Bikini Bottom, the sound of SpongeBob’s new, gleaming footwear echoing in perfect, comedic rhythm. The animation is crisp, the vivid aqua backdrop shimmering with the same meticulous attention to detail that has made the series a visual staple for decades; every bubble, every swirl of kelp seems to pulse in sync with the absurdly amplified squeak of the boots. The writers expertly blend slapstick with clever wordplay, as the titular footwear becomes both a literal catalyst for chaos and a symbolic representation of SpongeBob’s relentless enthusiasm, turning an ordinary accessory into an engine of narrative propulsion that drives the episode forward with a contagious, kinetic energy.
By Forest Green6 days ago in Geeks
