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Holy Ravioli
Kevin carried out a small box covered in grease and food splatters, his belongings clinking inside. It wasn’t the first time he’d been fired, and he was quite sure it wouldn’t be the last. This time, he’d been blamed for the restaurant failing to meet food cost targets for two months—though it was always the front-of-house staff sneaking back to gorge themselves whenever they pleased. When he protested, he was reprimanded for being "unwelcoming" and "creating a hostile work environment." There was just no winning.
By M.R. Cameo3 years ago in Humor
A barbarian's
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and prepare yourselves for a night of laughter and mayhem, as we present to you the one and only Barbarian's Comedy Show! Get ready to have your funny bone crushed and your sides split with laughter as our wild and uncivilized comedian takes the stage.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious World Of MEMES
Let me first tell you something about memes😉then let’s move forward Memes are images, videos, or pieces of text that are typically humorous in nature and spread rapidly through social media and other online platforms. They often feature recognizable characters or situations, and are often used to express a particular emotion or idea in a humorous way.
By Zaha Mahmood3 years ago in Humor
Night of the Zombie Wranglers
Title: Night of the Zombie Wranglers Genre: Comedy - Supernatural - Mystery Logline: A pair of skeptical city dwellers get an education in the world of the supernatural when they are sentenced to spend 24-hours as Zombie Wranglers by a judge in a small New England town.
By Lynda Spargur3 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious Quest for the Perfect Sock
Once upon a time in a land not too far away, there lived a peculiar creature named Bob. Now, Bob was known for many things—his love for cheeseburgers, his questionable fashion sense, and most notably, his relentless search for the perfect sock. Yes, you heard it right, a sock.
By Jonathan Rose3 years ago in Humor
Pickleball Dementia
Attention all Pickleball players, have you ever heard or suffered from the latest craze that has taken the Pickleball community by storm - “pickleball dementia”? No, it’s not a medical condition, but a hilarious joke that’s currently circulating around the Pickleball world. It’s a term used to describe the forgetfulness that comes from playing hours and hours of this addictive sport. In other words, it’s when you forget your own name after a long day of Pickleball. If you’ve experienced it, you know the struggle all too well. If you haven’t, keep reading to find out more about this phenomenon or maybe you had pickleball dementia and forgot about it.
By Jason Baril3 years ago in Humor
Carry On: S1 E4 • Heater . Content Warning.
FADE IN INT. FINNEY’S HOUSE - EVENING FINNEY lives in a medium size house just a few miles from the base. His wife, INGRID watches him serve dinner. She has eyes of the bluest skies and platinum blonde hair and waist like a pencil. Her skin is like fresh cream. She is thirty-two.
By Skyler Saunders3 years ago in Humor
Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Fishing Fiasco
Once upon a time, in the small town of Willowbrook, there lived two best friends named John and Peter. These two buddies were known throughout the town for their mischievous antics and their uncanny ability to find themselves in hilarious situations.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
