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The drawing board.
Date: Not specified. Location: Not sure, but somewhere around nowhere. "All right! What the heck! It was blind."
By locciabout a year ago in Humor
The Unfortunate Tale of a Now Extinct Animal
"Aww, come on!" Noah moaned as he let go of the rope to quickly snatch together his robe that just went RIPPP. His struggle was evident in his frustration. Loading animals two-by-two into an ark had been challenging. The last pair had proven the most difficult—the Farknuckle. A rare breed that's now extinct. You'll soon see why.
By Ryan DeJonghe2 years ago in Humor
Do My Bidding, Mosquito Army!
I LOVE My Forest. The emerald sky where I live is pierced with shades of blue beyond. Birds sing their lewd songs to each other during the spring and scream at their children during the summer creating a cacophony of sounds that we humans describe as beautiful. Fireflies light up our summer and autumn nights with flickering and fluttering eloquence, and an opossum has been adopted as a nocturnal snuggle/dinner buddy by the colony of rescue cats that I hold responsibility over and has even on occasion let me run my fingers gently over its back side (before saying: "Okay. That's enough, friend" by politely walking away). And the cicadas sing us to sleep every night. It's peaceful, it's quiet, no noisy human interference, and you can see the stars for miles. And come morning, (especially in the cooler months when the morning fog lifts off the ground in opalescent swirls of cloud low to the ground) we are greeted by little families of deer.
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
Dear Supermarket Management,
I’m so glad I need to come into your store every day. If I didn’t, I would probably have to add at least 30 minutes to my regular exercise routine to make up for what I would lose in activity levels.
By Suzy Jacobson Cherry2 years ago in Humor
Nandhan and priya
In the bustling corridors of Aether College, where the hum of electronic gadgets and the murmur of eager students filled the air, Nandhan and Priya's paths crossed. Both were students in the Electronics and Communication Engineering (ECE) department, their lives interwoven by fate and a shared passion for technology.
By Mohamed Wahid2 years ago in Humor
The Hidden Truth
In the quaint town of Everwood, secrets were a rare commodity. Neighbors knew each other's business, and life was an open book. But, nestled at the end of Maple Street, there was one house where a mystery lingered. It was the home of Mrs. Eleanor Hartman, a reclusive widow known for her sharp mind and even sharper tongue.
By Kingsley Egeke2 years ago in Humor
Bob Newhart 1929-2024
Bob Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his distinctive deadpan delivery and stammering style. Born on September 5, 1929, in Oak Park, Illinois, Newhart gained fame in the 1960s with his comedy album "The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart," which became a bestseller and won several Grammy Awards. He is also famous for his roles in TV shows such as "The Bob Newhart Show" (1972–1978) and "Newhart" (1982–1990). Newhart has had a long and successful career in comedy, acting, and voice work, making him a beloved figure in American entertainment.
By Paul U2 years ago in Humor
And Then I Woke Up
I’m typing furiously on my technicolor keyboard. I’ve been arguing with a netizen over what animal Uniqua from The Backyardigans is for so long that I’ve lost track of time. Right now, my theory is that she’s a ladybug, but I can’t be certain. After all, it’s the end of the world, and anything can change.
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Health Benefits of Laughter Yoga: A Funny Way to Stay Fit
Laughter yoga is more than just a fitness craze; it’s a unique exercise routine that combines the physical act of laughing with yoga breathing exercises. The practice, which originated in India in the mid-1990s, has gained global popularity for its surprising health benefits and its ability to promote well-being in a joyful, communal setting.
By BLESSING COOL 2 years ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 5 (1 - 5) Moon Moon. How many times do I have to tell you that I'M NOT READY TO KISS Is THaT WiERd It's a normal part of your life to threaten and then kiss girls? 🤨 Good evening Mitsunari! Dinner? 👀 Oh, now we're talking 😍 Mmmmmm. I do like it when he strokes my hair. Oh no maybe I am a cat Of course I can help!
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Special Story 1 Yes, I'm alive…on the outside. His scar isn't even that horrible. How did he lick his lips, though? Because there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. The right way to do it is to open your mouth slightly, smirking smugly as you quickly flick the tip of your tongue over your top lip and your top teeth, which is how I imagine Moon Moon did it. The wrong way is to let your mouth gape open and do that terrible twisting and turning that TikTok boys do in those god-awful thirst traps. I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WRITING THAT DOWN Damn, Kojuro is a real one. If my best friend asked me to cut out her eye I would probably throw up on her. I can't believe he went through that WITHOUT anesthesia, too! His pain tolerance must be INSANE. Not him using humor to deflect. SAME. He gives such good advice. The cheek brushing has me feeling some type of way, I'm not going to lie. NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO KISS I LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE JOKEY FLIRTING I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT PUSH HIM OFF COVER HIS MOUTH COVER YOUR MOUTH THEN UNCOVER YOUR MOUTH TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT READY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET. OFF. ME OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THAT AFTER MAKING OUT WITH ME?!?! 😖 MASAMUNE, IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL BE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY HOW IS HE SO CASUAL?😭 Chapter 3 (1 - 5) No, I'm not alright, but I'm going to act like I am because I like to repress my feelings until they eat me alive from the inside out. GET. YOUR. HAND. AWAY. FROM. MY. MOUTH. You can touch my cheek. You can touch my hair. You can touch my shoulder. But if you even THINK about kissing me again, you can kiss my FIST Believe me, I'm trying to smile more, but it's hard to smile when you're being tag-teamed by economics and statistics {Don't do that.} I need to set some boundaries. MC LET ME SET THE DAMN BOUNDARY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “Um, CaN YOu NoT DO ThAT?” THAT’S NOT THE OPTION I SELECTED. I WANNA BE A GIRL’S GIRL, BUT GIRL, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES I've got high hopes for you, too. I'm hoping you won't just bang me and leave me, since you probably think I'm easy prey because I gave it up so quickly. Mitsunari! :D First IeyasEW and now Hideyoshi. I swear, the next time these guys even imply, even insinuate that I am useless, I'm showing them how useful these fists can be. Okay, he's reminiscing about me, too. Maybe this isn't as one-sided as I thought. Still, I have to be careful. IeyasEW. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to be civil. I wanted to be a bigger person. But now, not only are you trying to break Moon Moon's trust in me, you're planting the idea of murdering me in his head. Even though you have a point, I'm going to have to at least get one good backhand in. YEAH, YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK Can you kiss me on the forehead next time? I'm not comfortable with being kissed on the mouth. Hugs. Hugs are good for worried people. Better than kisses, in my opinion. See? I knew it wouldn't mean as much to him as it does to me. Okay, I don't like it. 🙂 I do love that he's genuinely curious about the future's culture around courtship, even if he is jokey about it. UGH not him throwing my own words back at me. The BANTER Chapter 3 (6 - 10)
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
The Great Sandwich Heist
The Great Sandwich Heist In the quiet town of Mapleshire, renowned for its serene atmosphere and impeccable public gardens, lived Sam, an unassuming librarian with a penchant for ham sandwiches. Sam’s life revolved around books, order, and his meticulously prepared lunch that he brought to work every day.
By Ajay2 years ago in Humor