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Interview with Cthulhu
Today, I interview another great celebrity on vocal! He runs a cult from under the ocean, and he doesn’t even need a magical potion. He’s a writer of spells, and his a story is legendary. His name is Cthulhu all the way from R’lyeh, let’s give him a warm welcome!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
#100 Things in 20 Minutes Challenge. Top Story - July 2023.
A Challenge has been passed around among many of the Vocal creators in our social groups, and after I read two of them I decided I’d take it on- it sounded like fun. But it's about yucky foods and just thinking about it sounds gaggy.
By Judey Kalchik 3 years ago in Humor
Jim and Chester: The Tale of the Talking Pig
A lone hunter embarked on a hunting trip deep beyond the forest. Give him the name Jim. He entered the deep woods with only a spear in hand, hoping to return with a prize catch. He had no idea that this hunting excursion would suddenly and hilariously take an absurd turn.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
Carry On S1 E8 • The Good Word. Content Warning.
FADE IN INT. FINNEY MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT INGRID moans with delight and lets out a laugh. It is not a laugh of mockery or derision but of supreme joy. She makes it soft and quiet but her body twitches and jerks. At last, she rests.
By Skyler Saunders3 years ago in Humor
Funny Monkey, Clever Crocodile
Once upon a time, in the heart of the jungle, there lived a mischievous monkey named Max and a clever crocodile named Carl. Max was known for his quick wit and love for playing pranks on his fellow jungle creatures, while Carl was renowned for his cunning nature and ability to outsmart anyone who crossed his path.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
Boomtown
Everyone is listening to a man standing at the podium and venting at the city council. Billy “Big Bang” Morgan, president of Boomtown Fireworks, had reached the limits of his self-control. These pompous city council jackasses were actually determined to break with tradition. Drones instead of his company’s fireworks were going to be providing entertainment at this year’s 4th of July celebration. He could not let this happen without a fight.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
A Misunderstood Interview:
Once upon a time, I had a job interview that went exceptionally well. The company seemed like a perfect fit for me, and I left the interview feeling confident and optimistic. To my delight, a few days later, I received an email inviting me to the second phase of the hiring process, where I would have the opportunity to meet the CEO.
By Ana Lúcia Rua3 years ago in Humor
Reindeer Brains. Top Story - July 2023.
Our friends Malinda and Jon recently got back from a visit to Denmark. We’ve never traveled abroad, so I was naturally excited to hear their stories and live vicariously. We learned about Danish museums, Danish landmarks, and how cycling is the main mode of travel in Copenhagen. All of that is lovely, of course, but what about the FOOOOOD?
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
The Banana Garden Genie Adventure: A Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy of Frustration
There once was a man by the name of Bob who had a banana farm. He discovered that up to 10 of his banana trees were not producing any fruit one lovely day while wandering through his garden. Bob's disappointment was accompanied by a creeping sense of frustration and fury.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
He-He-He-He-mails
A Collection of Hilarious Office Experiences. He-He-He-He-mails: A Collection of Hilarious Office Experiences As I sit here, reflecting on yet another weekend coming to an end, I can't help but marvel at how quickly this year has passed. It feels like just yesterday we were in April, caught between the whirlwind of events that marked that month for me. Turning 25 and changing jobs, it was a time of transitions and new beginnings. It reminds me of a peculiar encounter with an astrologer years ago during a family gathering. With a mischievous grin, he examined the lines on my palm and made an unexpected prediction - a government job awaited me at 25, my second job. Imagining myself as a dedicated IAS officer, clad in a crisp cotton sari, I couldn't help but giggle at the thought. Now, as I sit here typing away on my computer, I must admit that the astrologer was partially right, foreseeing a job change at 25. Though my present avatar is far from the civil service dream, I give him credit for that prediction.
By Smart Marketing3 years ago in Humor
