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SEARCHING FOR A PRE-OWNED CAR
As you might have guessed, the search is on for a pre-owned car. Reading the seller's explanation on Facebook Marketplace, the description might hint at future problems that are commonly referred to as red flags. On the other hand, some are downright funny. For example, this week was reading a seller's description which stated, "Transmission needs a hand."
By Babs Iverson3 years ago in Humor
Java Jive
In the early morning hours, when the world was still draped in a sleepy haze, there existed a strange guy named Sam. While most people stumbled through His morning routines in a bleary-eyed daze, Sam had a unique perspective on waking up. As the quote goes, "I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." And so, Sam's daily adventures began with an undying love for the dark elixir that fueled his every step.
By Anastasia Dinh3 years ago in Humor
A comic incident between the judge and the criminal
Judge: (Bangs gavel) Order! Order in the court! We will now proceed with the case of the People versus Mr. John Smith. Mr. Smith, you are charged with stealing a dozen donuts from the local bakery. How do you plead?
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Professional Couch Potato
Introduction: In today's fast-paced world, where everyone seems to be constantly on the go, there is a growing need to slow down and embrace the art of relaxation. Being a professional couch potato is not just about laziness, but rather finding joy and rejuvenation in the simple act of lounging around. In this ultimate guide, we will delve into the secrets of mastering the art of being a couch potato, while adding a touch of inspiration, engagement, and humor.
By Josh Graham3 years ago in Humor
The Upside-Down Shenanigans: A Hilarious Day in the Gravity-Optional Universe
DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY: In a parallel universe where gravity was optional, the ordinary routines of life transformed into a delightful spectacle of laughter and absurdity. This whimsical description takes us through a day in the life of Jerry, a resident of this gravity-optional universe, as he navigates a series of comical and entertaining situations.
By Edwin Kingsly3 years ago in Humor
Rex's Time-Traveling Adventure: A Journey Through Prehistory
DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY: Embark on a thrilling adventure with Rex, a remarkable young dinosaur with the power to travel through time. In "Rex's Time-Traveling Adventure: A Journey Through Prehistory," follow Rex as he finds himself transported to a prehistoric world, filled with lush forests, formidable predators, and newfound friendships.
By Edwin Kingsly3 years ago in Humor
The Quirky Aquatic Antics of Percy the Synchronized Swimming Penguin
In the whimsical town of Wobbleton, nestled among snow-capped mountains and glistening icebergs, there lived a peculiar little penguin named Percy. Now, Percy wasn't your ordinary penguin. While most penguins were content with their daily fish hunts and cozy huddles, Percy had a spark of curiosity that set him apart from the rest. He yearned for adventure, excitement, and a chance to stand out in a crowd.
By Miss A. Monday3 years ago in Humor
A Day of Madness: Funny Anecdotes when I Got Up Late for Work
The Chaotic Awakening: The morning began with my alarm clock quietly forgotten as I slept peacefully. When I finally opened my eyes, I jumped out of bed and realized I was beyond late. However, in my eagerness to hurry, I tripped over the carpet and landed face first on the floor. Yes, that's right, my day started with a spectacular fall that made me wonder what else could go wrong.
By juan carlos giraldo aguirre3 years ago in Humor
Dreams are Eye Openers. Top Story - July 2023.
It was overwhelming. There was just too much useless stuff I needed to pack in order to catch my flight back to Syracuse, NY in time. How did I accumulate all this junk in one year of college, I thought? I was furiously cramming books, term papers, notebooks, clothes, shoes, toys, candy, Christmas gifts, antiques, kitchen appliances, musical instruments, and lampshades into my variety of carry-on bags, suitcases, and trunks.
By Tina D'Angelo3 years ago in Humor
