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“The Misadventures of Mr. Bashir’s Goat”
In the sleepy village of Chamanpur, where the rooster crowed like a clock and the gossip traveled faster than the wind, lived a man named Mr. Bashir. He was a man of stature—both in height and in self-opinion. With a thick, well-groomed mustache that curled at the ends like a vintage cartoon villain’s, and a waistcoat that strained just a little too hard across his belly, Bashir carried himself like a man who’d never lost an argument.
By meerjanan7 months ago in Humor
Underdog
SCENE ONE INT. COLLEGE DORM DAY HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING JACE, a tall, average-built nerd, is lying in bed, one knee up, while wearing headphones and throwing his basketball up and down. His phone vibrates. He stops throwing the basketball and grabs his phone next to him. He sees it's COREY. He answers it and goes back to throwing his basketball.
By Javere Green7 months ago in Humor
Pittsburgh Jokes: Steel City Laughs You Can’t Pass Up
Pittsburgh isn’t just the home of the Steelers, Primanti Bros., and a skyline full of bridges—it’s also got plenty of humor to go around.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
If Mondays Were a Person
If Mondays Were a Person By: [Abdullah] If Mondays were a person, they’d be the type of neighbor who borrows your lawnmower and returns it three months later with a suspicious smell and only two wheels. They wouldn’t wave when you pass by. They’d just nod—slowly—like they know something you don’t, and that something is that your week is already doomed.
By Abdullah Khan 7 months ago in Humor
A Unique Judgment: Bohlool's Wisdom
A Unique Judgment: Bohlool's Wisdom The Traveler's Unpaid Debt It is said that an Indian businessman was bringing wealth and goods from India and selling them in Baghdad. His caravan stayed at an inn one night, and he asked for dinner. The cook brought him a roasted chicken and a few eggs. When the businessman woke up, the caravan had already departed. The cook had gone out of the inn on some errand. The businessman kept calling him, but the cook was not present to give the dinner bill. Since the caravan had left, the businessman could not pay the cost.
By AngelFace7 months ago in Humor
Laughing Contest
It started as a silly idea at the annual summer fair. The town had seen pie eating contests sack races and even a watermelon rolling championship but never anything quite like this.
By LUNA EDITH7 months ago in Humor
Congratulations, You’re Real!
Do you ever hear a recording of yourself and realize the voice other people hear is completely different from the one in your head?
By S. M. Shogan7 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Goes Grocery Shopping. Top Story - August 2025.
Before I get this story going I just want to announce that I will be putting Rate-O-Rama on hold for a while as I am unable to write the new gloria adventures and continue Blackbird Fly and Voices while also doing Rate-O-Rama. R-O-R is my lowest rated of these four so for now it will be on vacation. Thank you, RHC
By Rick Henry Christopher 7 months ago in Humor
Loyalty Cards, Punch Cards, and Other Ways I’ve Sold My Soul for a Free Smoothie...
Dear Consumer of Questionable Judgment and Excellent Taste... At some point in modern history, we collectively decided that our eternal devotion could be purchased for the low, low price of one free coffee after ten visits. And like moths to a punch-card-shaped flame, we said, “Yes. Take my loyalty. Take my email. Take my identity. I want that medium iced latte with oat milk and the crushing weight of consumer debt.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Link Jokes: Hyrule-larious Laughs for Every Zelda Fan
Whether you're swinging the Master Sword, breaking pots like there's no tomorrow, or just vibin' to the Lost Woods music, there's one hero who keeps us coming back: Link jokes.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
How To Be Someone*
To exist in this world — let alone survive — one must try to be someone. After all, everyone on planet Earth is categorically somebody. Whether they’re good, bad, poor, rich, smart, dumb, feminine, masculine, or anywhere in between, they all exist.
By Snarky Lisa7 months ago in Humor
Tiny Lies That Keep the World From Exploding. Top Story - August 2025.
Today’s topic is small lies. Not the kind that break up marriages, topple empires, or end celebrity careers. I’m talking about those little, everyday “truth adjustments” we use to avoid awkwardness, misunderstandings, or simply because… it’s easier.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor