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The Pompous Post Editorial Board receives many letters. Most are polite. Some are alarming. A few appear to have been written moments before a major life decision.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Inside the Art of Handcrafted Guitars: How Master Luthiers Shape Sound
Handcrafted guitars stand as timeless marvels, where every curve and contour whispers a story of human ingenuity intertwined with musical soul. Unlike mass-produced instruments churned out in factories, these bespoke creations emerge from the hands of master luthiers—artisans who treat wood as a living partner in crafting sound. In their workshops, the air hums with sawdust and possibility, as each guitar becomes a vessel for emotion, resonance, and the player's intent. This art form isn't just about building; it's about sculpting vibrations that dance through strings and into hearts, turning simple notes into symphonies.
By May Alroomiabout a month ago in Humor
The First Snowfall of Childhood
The first flakes fell quietly, almost shyly, in the gray light of early morning. They clung to the rooftops, settled on tree branches, and dusted the streets like powdered sugar. For most adults, it was just another winter day. But for a child, it was an invitation—an unspoken promise of adventure, mischief, and wonder.
By luna hartabout a month ago in Humor
I Googled My Symptoms and Now I’m Planning My Funeral
There are two types of people in the world: Those who go to a doctor when something feels wrong. And those who open Google and emotionally prepare for death.
By LUNA EDITHabout a month ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Crow
The Crow: A poem by Jack Arnett. I. Before the first plank kissed the marsh, before the first bell learned to ring fear into morning,
By Jack Wayne Arnettabout a month ago in Humor
Send to All
John Peters <[email protected]> To: All Staff CC: Subject: Quarterly Report Hi guys I have the link to our quarterly report. You can find it below, and you should be able to access all the facts and figures.
By Matthew Smithabout a month ago in Humor
Gloria's Special Guest. Top Story - January 2026.
“Debbie darling,” Gloria shouted toward the hallway in a terrible fake English accent, “I need your help. I can’t snap the last hook on my bra.”
By Rick Henry Christopher about a month ago in Humor
We Regret to Inform You That Your Friend Is Speaking Entirely in Obscure Movie Quotes
As editors, we feel it is our responsibility... nay, our duty, to issue the following disclaimer: If you are currently friends with, related to, or standing behind a man who speaks exclusively in obscure movie quotes, we want you to know something very important.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Clock's Mid-life Crisis
There I hung on the wall in the kitchen above the stove. I boasted a silver frame and rise pink numbers and hands. Like all of us I too was a servant of time, counting every hour, minute and second for those who could not do it themselves.
By Misty Rumsleyabout a month ago in Humor
2025: The Year of Crazy Stories and Weird Science
2025 was a year full of news that made people laugh, feel confused, or ask, "Is this really happening?" From funny animals to strange science, it was a year of surprises. Here is a look at the weirdest stories of 2025.
By Only Incredible2 months ago in Humor
Ex-Footballer, Full-Time Disaster
In 2017, I was 32, head of a department in London, managing a team and quietly running on fumes. I looked confident. I sounded confident. Inside, I was tired in a way sleep doesn’t fix. I was exhausted and this was my “I have got this” era. I did not, in fact, have this.
By Havva2 months ago in Humor