Hilarious
A duck that lays a golden egg
Once upon a time, on a quaint little farm nestled in the countryside, there lived a hardworking farmer named John. He had a small but contented flock of animals, including a cheerful and peculiar duck named Daisy. Now, Daisy was no ordinary duck, for she possessed a magical ability to lay golden eggs.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Foxy, Rabbit, and Ellie
A bustling city with tall buildings and busy streets. FOXY, a sly and mischievous fox, struts along with a confident grin. RABBIT, an honest and naive bunny, hops alongside, his innocent eyes wide with wonder. ELLIE, a large and majestic elephant, lumbers behind them, casting an imposing presence.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
"Hotter Than a Jalapeño: Surviving the Sizzling Summer Heatwave"
Hey, folks! Here to help you survive the scorching summer heat with my patented blend of humor and wit. Trust me, I've battled the sun's fiery wrath and lived to tell the tale. So, here with some hilarious tips and advice to keep you cool when the sun feels like it's personally targeting you. Let's dive right in! grab a cold drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through the summer heatwave!
By Katrona Dawson3 years ago in Humor
Cosmic Chaos
Title: "Cosmic Chaos" Genre: Comedy Logline: When a bumbling astrophysicist accidentally opens a wormhole to the wackiest corners of the universe, he and his misfit team must navigate cosmic chaos to save Earth from intergalactic mayhem, all while keeping their sanity intact.
By Tyler Darelift3 years ago in Humor
A Tale of Simulations, Million-Dollar Daydreams, and the Chase for Elusive Happiness"
Ah, life's little blunders. We've all had our fair share of them, haven't we? Those moments where we momentarily lose our grip on reality or daydream about becoming overnight millionaires. But fear not, my fellow blunderers! In this uproarious journey, I invite you to join me in relishing the comical mishaps and revelations that have peppered my life. So, buckle up, grab your favorite popcorn (or banana peel, for the slapstick enthusiasts among us), and prepare for a side-splitting ride through the absurdity of it all!
By Yanger Mollier3 years ago in Humor
East Asian Mythology
East Asia is a region steeped in rich mythology and folklore, where ancient tales and divine beings have shaped the cultural and spiritual beliefs of its people for centuries. From the majestic dragons of China to the mystical yokai of Japan, the myths of East Asia are as diverse and captivating as the lands they originated from. In this exploration of East Asian mythology, we delve into the fascinating world of gods, goddesses, legendary creatures, and moral teachings that continue to inspire and resonate with people to this day.
By Yulianto Arif3 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious Misunderstanding in the Jungle: Tarzan and the Monkey Gang
One day in the jungle, a group of monkeys gathered around Tarzan, the man raised by apes. They were curious about something that had been bothering them for a while. The bravest monkey, let's call him Chatter, finally mustered up the courage to ask Tarzan about it.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
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On acid everything is very very important I had been on acid since breakfast and guarding the merry-go-round in my uncle’s Vietnam helmet was my only responsible choice. It was 2007 and my friend Ellen’s bachelorette party was raging sloppy and I knew everyone were incredibly vulnerable. Donned only in bridesmaids dresses, my friends cavorted in the dangerous wilds of San Francisco slurping mimosas out of baby bottles and occasionally exposing themselves as the ride careened at a seemingly impossible speed as legs and arms flailed in a tangle of chaos and light trails. Ellen was coming round on some chipped white beast of a horse and as she swung round she crossed her eyes, her tongue sticking preternaturally to the side and screaming, “BLAAAAAH!” and vanished from sight.
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Humor
Family Ties and Hilarious Twists: Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a humorous tale known as "Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning." It all began on a bright and sunny day at the local mental health clinic, where Doctor Johnson, a seasoned psychiatrist, sat in his office, ready to face another day of intriguing cases.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor







