Jokes
🍉 BREAKING: Watermelons Declared Endangered — America Spirals Into Melon Meltdown. AI-Generated.
It started with a fungus. It ended with an entire country in full fruit-based hysteria. This is the story of what happens when you take away summer’s juiciest icon—and people lose their rind.
By Travis Johnson8 months ago in Humor
Dating: From Lipstick to Listerine and Back Again
Remember the days when meeting someone meant you had to leave your house? Like physically walk into a pub, wear something without an elastic waistband, and pretend you actually liked people? Honestly, I break into a sweat just thinking about it. We used to put on mascara, wear pants with zippers, and yell over club music just to figure out if someone liked dogs, cars, spaghetti or was still emotionally attached to their ex named "Martha."
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
Chicken and Egg Jokes: What Came First? The Laughs or the Yolks?
When you mix a chicken and egg and a big ol’ spoonful of humor, you get something egg-stra hilarious. These jokes are light, silly, and perfect for any occasion—especially when you're just trying to scramble some joy into your day.
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
