Jokes
The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy
Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃 🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!! 👻👻👻 This funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness was originally published in the Journal a previous Halloween, before the creation of a Humor Community. This collection of monstrous insanity has been revamped for the holiday at hand! It comes with an especially wicked _____WARNING!!!
By Lightning Bolt âš¡about a year ago in Humor
The hero animals
Frog Sometime in the distant past, in a lake settled somewhere down in the woods, carried on with a frog named Freddie. Freddie dislike different frogs in the lake. He was more modest and more vulnerable, and his voice was not as clearly or as thunderous as the others. Different frogs frequently ridiculed him, calling him powerless and useless.
By nadia khanomabout a year ago in Humor
A Career Writing Objective Exceeded Times Two
Many of my reader(s) know that in my long career in various research microbiology roles there had been one career goal I had consistently failed to achieve. Since my earliest days of graduate school I had longed to contribute an original joke to the pantheon of classics that make up the niche oeuvre comprised of jokes about microbiology. In October of 2019 I finally stumbled upon one, and it was a beauty. Simple, elegant, funny, but only to a select group of fellow nerds, and best of all I could not find, nor have I yet, found a record of it having been thought of (or at least written down) previously. That joke has rapidly ascended to become an all time classic and is below.
By Everyday Junglistabout a year ago in Humor
The Great American Debate A Tragedy of Errors
Quirkville was a sleepy little village near the centre of political pandemonium as the 2024 election season went into full swing. That was the general consensus amongst the residents of Quirkville, anyways —each of its many occupants going about their daily lives in a similar 'out-of-the-box' way that made Quirkville one unique place to live. This year, they held a series of candidate debates in the American presidential race, hoping to spice up the usual bland political events.
By Nazmul Hossainabout a year ago in Humor
Do My Bidding, Mosquito Army!
I LOVE My Forest. The emerald sky where I live is pierced with shades of blue beyond. Birds sing their lewd songs to each other during the spring and scream at their children during the summer creating a cacophony of sounds that we humans describe as beautiful. Fireflies light up our summer and autumn nights with flickering and fluttering eloquence, and an opossum has been adopted as a nocturnal snuggle/dinner buddy by the colony of rescue cats that I hold responsibility over and has even on occasion let me run my fingers gently over its back side (before saying: "Okay. That's enough, friend" by politely walking away). And the cicadas sing us to sleep every night. It's peaceful, it's quiet, no noisy human interference, and you can see the stars for miles. And come morning, (especially in the cooler months when the morning fog lifts off the ground in opalescent swirls of cloud low to the ground) we are greeted by little families of deer.
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
Nandhan and priya
In the bustling corridors of Aether College, where the hum of electronic gadgets and the murmur of eager students filled the air, Nandhan and Priya's paths crossed. Both were students in the Electronics and Communication Engineering (ECE) department, their lives interwoven by fate and a shared passion for technology.
By Mohamed Wahid2 years ago in Humor
