Laughter
The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Grey Lady...
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Pompous Post recently came into possession of the following document while rummaging through the digital equivalent of a filing cabinet marked “Probably Important.” What appears to be the opening salvo in a potential journalistic battle royale (a term we are using in the broadest sense and without paying any royalties to Vince McMahon) raised enough questions about integrity, tradition, and the future of news that we felt obligated to share it. We believe in transparency, facts, and letting readers decide for themselves… especially when the gloves come off.
By The Pompous Post23 days ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Post28 days ago in Humor
Half Death
Shakoor Bhai used to stay up late at night. In the wee hours, he had finally dozed off. As usual, in the morning, his wife woke up and tried to rouse him for prayer, but he did not get up. She kept calling him, and by the time she realized the time for prayer had passed, she prepared breakfast for him and even packed food for him to take along. Despite her repeated efforts, he remained asleep.
By Sudais Zakwanabout a month ago in Humor
8 Reasons Why I Can't Be Your Witness in Court
If you’re facing time behind bars and need a reliable witness who can potentially save your ass, do not call me. Repeat, DO NOT call me to the stand. Doesn’t matter if I was there and you think I spied everything with my little eyes. I will not help. I will make things worse. Very likely unintentional, but nonetheless devastating to your case.
By Criminal Mattersabout a month ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
We Regret to Inform You That Your Friend Is Speaking Entirely in Obscure Movie Quotes
As editors, we feel it is our responsibility... nay, our duty, to issue the following disclaimer: If you are currently friends with, related to, or standing behind a man who speaks exclusively in obscure movie quotes, we want you to know something very important.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin is one of the most influential figures in the history of cinema. More than a century after his rise to fame, his work continues to inspire filmmakers, comedians, and audiences around the world. Chaplin was not just an actor; he was a complete filmmaker—writer, director, producer, editor, and composer—at a time when the film industry was still in its early stages. His ability to blend comedy with deep human emotion made him a global icon whose legacy remains unmatched.
By shaoor afridiabout a month ago in Humor
