Laughter
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army. Top Story - September 2023.
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Funny Things I Said To My Laptop Today.
Laptops are convenient, useful, and annoying at the same time. They try to restart when you don't want them to, even when you ask them not to, they freeze randomly on you, and sometimes they only start up when they feel like it.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor
The Great Cupcake Caper
Once upon a time, in a world not too different from our own, but with a whimsical twist, there was a town called Sugarville. As you might have guessed, everything in Sugarville revolved around sweets and treats. It was a place where candy canes lined the streets, ice cream flowed in rivers, and laughter was sweeter than honey.
By Ivan Aquino2 years ago in Humor
Don't Squawk On My Food!
I love holidays, especially when children are involved! We went to Great Yarmouth, U.K. recently with the grandchildren and my daughter. We decided to pay a visit to Shemara which is a cafe near the beach that sells fresh food and drinks. We are regular visitors to this cafe, and we love going there. Their drinks and food are delicious but are not over priced like some cafes.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Harmony in Hearts
In the heart of New Orleans, where the sultry air was always thick with jazz and blues, lived two souls who had yet to discover the symphony of love that awaited them. Mia Gallagher, a talented young pianist, and Max Reynolds, a charismatic saxophonist, were both passionate about music but had no idea that their lives were destined to intertwine in a melodious love story.
By Joseph Bawaijen Godwin2 years ago in Humor
