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Is Love the Key to Happiness?. Content Warning.
The human spirit has been captivated by love, a profoundly powerful and complex emotion, for centuries. It has inspired me, brought me happiness, and sometimes even broken my heart. The significance of love in our lives has long been the subject of debate among academics, poets, and philosophers. The question of whether love is the key to happiness is one that comes up frequently. The truth is that the connection between love and happiness is complex and multifaceted, despite the temptation to simplify such a profound inquiry.
By Muhammad Ali3 years ago in Humor
The winter vacation
The winter vacation, dad also had free time, we came up with the same proposal to go to the field to see the squirrel, so the proposal passed smoothly. I like squirrel because it has many characteristics that make me very curious. The squirrel is a very cute little animal, very pleasing. It not only has flexible limbs, but also quick action. And its small and exquisite face, inlaid with a pair of shining black gems - small eyes. The mane is grayish brown. Its large tail was conspicuous, fluffy, and pointed upward. Its tail doesn't seem to match its body very well. But the squirrel's appearance is a different kind of beauty. Squirrels like to jump on the branches, very clever. When it is in the tree, as long as someone under the tree gently touches the trunk, some of them hide under the branches, or the daring will jump and flee to other trees. Maybe people alerted it. Their vigilance is so high! This made me more curious about them. Squirrels like to live in tall trees. They grow their nests in the middle of the branches. When they build their nest, they first take some small branches, put them together, and find some dry moss to spread on them, and then they smooth out the moss, and their nest is finished. Squirrels often eat pine nuts, hazelnuts and other dried fruits, and sometimes they will find bird eggs to eat. In the autumn, squirrels begin to store food for the winter, stuffing it into the crevices, stuffing it full. In winter, they sometimes dig through the deep snow with their claws to find food. I like squirrel, because it is cute, small and flexible. Maybe I like it more because the squirrel brings me the best memory of childhood!Students are ready! Their legs made a lunge, their feet on the ground, their bodies leaning back hard, their hands gripping the rope like pincers. Then the commander raised the red flag and waved it down! The game is on! Everybody clench your teeth and pull! But the other side always had the upper hand. We narrowed our eyes tightly, our faces were red and our hands were blue. Our brows were furrowed, our teeth clenched, and our hands were strangled. He leaned back hard, but his feet slipped forward uncontrollably. Each of us let out a howl of despairing anger: "Ah!" The teacher is also Shouting for us: "one, two, come on! One, two, come on!" The cheerleaders saw that the situation was not good, and quickly increased the volume of the refueling voice: "Come on, come on!" Hearing these encouraging voices, we felt the weight of the burden on our shoulders even more. So, we tried our best," Pull!" We try our best, the opponent is not outdone, the strength of both sides is neck and neck, the game into a stalemate. At this time, we think we must be quick! So, we pull as hard as we can! Finally, we won the first round! The first round of the game is over, some of the students are cheering for our victory, and some are shaking their hands and feet to show that they are very tired. Round two begins! We switched venues with each other. At the commander's whistle, we started the game again! But because we won the first round, some students relaxed their vigilance, so in the second round, we lost to Class Three. The decisive third round has begun! Because we lost too much physical strength in the first two rounds, we were pulled out of the past by three shifts at the beginning. We lost the third round, which means we lost the whole game. Although the other side finally entered the final, but we do not regret, because we tried our best! This competition also let me realize the power of teamwork, I will work hard in the future to win glory for the class!
By Taylor Holloway3 years ago in Humor
The Rain
Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled at the foot of a majestic mountain range, two friends named Sarah and Alex found themselves caught in a sudden downpour. Seeking shelter under the awning of a cozy café, they decided to pass the time by engaging in a delightful conversation. As the rain gracefully descends, it paints a symphony of serenity, awakening the senses and igniting the soul. Let its gentle touch guide you into a world of reflection and inspiration.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
The Password Paradox
A Tale of Forgetfulness, Redemption, and Unexpected Discoveries In a world where technology ruled and passwords safeguarded digital kingdoms, there lived a character named Emily. She was an adventurous soul, always seeking new experiences and challenges. However, there was one challenge she consistently faced – forgetting her passwords.
By kulandaivel3 years ago in Humor
Work from Home Fails: The Hilarious Hazards of Turning Your Bed into an Office
Ever since the world went remote, my bed has been more than just a place for sleep. It's an office, a dining room, and sometimes, a conference hall. Yes, my bed has seen more PowerPoint presentations than a corporate CEO.
By Utkarsh Sinha3 years ago in Humor
I Dabble in Karate. Top Story - June 2023.
“Forty jumping jacks, here we go!” “ONE, MA’AM” “TWO, MA’AM” “THREE, MA’AM” Uh oh. I think I’ve pissed myself…No, I’m sure I’ve pissed myself. It’s just a little drop, but if I don’t get to the bathroom now, we’re going to have a real problem. Thankfully, I’m in the back row, so I can sneak off to the facilities as discreetly as possible.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
TRAVEL TALES
"Traveling is a journey filled with unexpected detours, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable adventures. In the realm of travel, laughter becomes the universal language, connecting us through shared funny moments that become the most treasured souvenirs."
By Zenia Samson3 years ago in Humor
the monkey story and more. Content Warning.
Once upon a time in a small village called Jollyville, there lived a quirky farmer named Fred. Fred was known for his love of telling long and elaborate jokes. One day, he decided to challenge himself to create the longest and funniest joke anyone had ever heard. He set out to create a joke story that would be exactly 1,000 words long.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
