Sarcasm
The Miss Gloria Hour: With Guest Supermodel Davania
The Board Meeting Heading a staff meeting, Trixie greeted the team gathered in the boardroom. “Good morning, team! Jason, always a pleasure. Gloria, radiant as ever. Rafael, thanks for not ghosting us. And Karla, welcome back to the circus.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
DINNER WEATHER: A Dense Fog of Apathy Has Settled Over the Region
[POMP BAY, USA] - A thick, flavorless fog of apathy has stalled over kitchens across the nation, leaving millions stranded in what experts are calling “an unprecedented supper standoff.” Expected to linger until someone other than your wife figures out what’s for supper.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
🪦 OBITUARY: “The One Houseplant You Overwatered Has Tragically Drowned.”
There are moments in life that test the strength of the human soul. A flat tire. A Wi-Fi outage. A Monday morning. And then… there is this... At precisely 2:47 p.m. on a sunny Tuesday, tragedy struck in Apartment 3B when Fiddleleaf Figgy Smalls, a once-vibrant houseplant of questionable resilience, was found slumped over in its pot. Waterlogged, leaf-limp, and spiritually soggy.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
The Dilemma Some People Have with Parking
Although we like to dish it out, true-blue Aussies are not too good at taking it. Some sites will warn you about what not to say to Aussies. For example, don’t say “put another shrimp on the barbie.” Also, don’t tell an Aussie that they are flip-flops or that Vegemite is gross. In this fair country, we have prawns on the barbie, not shrimp. Thongs may make a flip-flop sound, but you wouldn’t call a car a "brum-brum," would you?
By Calvin London4 months ago in Humor
“A Bladder Too Bold: The Economics of Not Getting Up During a Movie”
Somewhere in the soft glow of the theater, just after the previews and before the plot makes any sense, a small rumble echoes deep within. Not from the speakers. Not from your neighbor with the family-size bag of Twizzlers. No, this is an internal tremor; the unmistakable whisper of your bladder.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Ironies That Define Our Time
Some truths can only be told through irony, because people today will tolerate humor long before they tolerate conviction. We live in an era where satire feels redundant because the world itself has become a parody of wisdom. Every contradiction, every absurdity, is defended as progress.
By Peter Thwing - Host of the FST Podcast5 months ago in Humor
The Age Gap in Equity: Why Toddlers Deserve a Seat on the School Board (Obviously)
There is a glaring underrepresentation of infants, toddlers, and young children on school boards and in government. Diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies are clearly ageist, discriminating against these groups and preventing them from representing themselves. Millions of children are affected by decisions made without anyone who “looks or sounds like them” at the decision-making table.
By Peter Thwing - Host of the FST Podcast5 months ago in Humor
Put the Script Down, Grandpa: When Hollywood Just Won’t Let the Action Heroes Retire
There comes a point in every action hero’s career when it’s time to trade in the rocket launcher for a recliner. Unfortunately, Hollywood seems to have collectively agreed that point is never. The result? A new cinematic age where once-mighty legends are wheeled out like beloved relics, forced to roundhouse kick villains while praying their hip replacements hold up.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
