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Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?
The Latest Airline Ripoff — Making You Pay For an Ounce of Snacks — Before You Get on the Plane
This cranky old lady has been pushed over her limit. I have written stories complaining about 35-year-olds who don’t know what a pencil is, cashless banks, and dismal customer service that turns your hair grey and tolls your death knell before your call is answered, but WeOnlyWantYourMoney Airlines has completely destroyed my tolerance level. SNAPPED IT IN HALF. CRACK.
By Joan Gershman3 years ago in Journal
Annual Profit
What exactly is an annual return? The annual return is the return on an investment computed as a percentage of the initial investment over a year. If the return is positive (negative), the initial investment is deemed a gain (loss). The rate of return will vary according on the level of risk.
By cheap accountant3 years ago in Journal
Santa who?
First and foremost, the place where my origins began did not have the luxury of a lovely table spread with tantalizing aromatic, colorful and mouth watering varying conglomeration of foods. If luck favored us and funds allowed, we may have a whole chicken, not just some parts, cooked for the seven, eight, nine or whatever number of mouths that needed feeding at the time. It all depended on whether or not a few extra mouths had been rescued by my mother. She was known for her warmth and kindness. Most homes however, had a back yard garden, so we were able to supplement the lack of meat with home grown vegetables. There was no Christmas tree though, no decking the halls with holly, no caroling or even opening of gifts. We got up early on Christmas morn, ate breakfast, went to church and came home to a warm simple but well balanced delicious meal.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Journal
Seeing Real Life Fantasy
As a child one of my favorite animals was always the seahorse. Ever since I laid eyes on this creature through books and media such as cartoons, they've always been in a special place to my heart. Yes, though they're not on the top of the food chain, unlike the orca, seahorses have always been oddly unique if not mesmerizing.
By Thavien Yliaster3 years ago in Journal
Being Your Number One Fan
I’ve been on the internet for several years — when my parents allowed me to play more than just the original Rollercoaster Tycoon with its pixelated NPCs wandering around the map before I flung them to their dooms, I was given the liberal useage to browse the endless slew of websites and social media outlets. I was a child unhinged and ready to strike my way into the world as the next digitized form of sliced bread— however that manifested itself, no matter how it did so. I was also (slightly) disillusioned with the notion of popularity and gaining a cult following.
By Lauren Girod3 years ago in Journal
Thank You, Troll. Now Scurry Back To Your Bridge
A few months ago I wrote a piece about the need for men to speak up about their struggles with mental health. The majority of what I write is undiluted garbage, and after writing for a few hours my apartment needs both a deep clean and an exorcism to rid it of the stench of my latest attempt at literary immortality.
By Christopher Donovan3 years ago in Journal
Can You Eat A Fried PB&J for Breakfast?
Can you eat a fried Pb&J for breakfast? Nutritionally, it seems like a good idea. Peanut butter is full of iron and protein, and if you use preserves instead of jelly then you get a serving of fruit and fiber. And then, of course, you have the bread to consider: whole wheat, white, multigrain, tortilla wrap, etc...
By Natalie Gray3 years ago in Journal
What Exactly Does Hybrid Working Mean?
As a result of the fact that some companies are bringing folks back to work on-site while other workers opt to continue working from home, the topic of hybrid work environments is becoming an increasingly popular one. Find out what it means to work in a hybrid environment and how such a configuration can be helpful for fostering successful teamwork and productivity.
By Munnazir Zarin3 years ago in Journal
What it Was Like to be a Supermarket Cashier During the Pandemic
It's a never-ending line of food coming down the conveyer belt. Bodies of people lined up, eagerly and impatiently awaiting it to be their turn. Headcount... time to call for my second cashier. I hear sighs of relief and a stray grumble "finally" as I direct the next customer to lane three to start unloading. Reassuring the crowd that someone is on their way. The line shuffles half its bodies over to lane 3, an angry mob has been averted.
By LittleTree Oppy3 years ago in Journal
Three Funniest Stories Of 2021
In 2021, A Catholic Bishop Resigned After He Fell In Love With A Satanic Erotica Novelist. The youngest bishop in all of Spain at the time, Xavier Novell, 41, was ordained as a Catholic bishop in 2010. Devout worshipers saw him as the perfect embodiment of their faith for the modern day, which is why they were so shocked when, in August 2021, he resigned from his office after falling in love with a writer of Satanic erotica.
By Rare Stories3 years ago in Journal
