Across the Multiverse
Well wishes to all my variants
If the multiverse is real
And if there are infinite
Alternate timelines
*
Then I do not care at all
If there is a dimension
Where I am not bald
*
And I do not care at all
If there’s a universe where
I’m good at guitar
*
And I do not care at all
If there’s a parallel where
I am filthy rich
*
And I do not care at all
If this slice of the cosmos
Sees me all alone
*
If the multiverse is real
And if there are infinite
Alternate timelines
*
I take some small comforts:
Somewhere in some dimension
I’m eating Doechii
*
Somewhere in some universe
Rihanna and Ciara
Both think I’m hot stuff
*
Somewhere in some parallel
Ari fucking Lennox sings
Her songs about me
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Authors note:
This poem is just for kicks and giggles.
I don’t believe in a multiverse, but hypotheticals are fun :)
I’m currently working on a themed playlist for one of the open vocal challenges and every musician in this poem is going to show up on my list, along with others.
Speaking of music: this is what I was stuck in my head when I wrote this.
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Comments (2)
Somewhere, some when, I’m a short, balding, overweight middle-aged guy…. Oh … wait… That’s here and now. Oh well. I don’t mind. I have all I need here. Fantastic poem Sam. Love it.
If multiverse exists, I wish I was in the one where I was filthy rich, lol. Loved your poem!