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The Police Should Go Nuclear!. Content Warning.
NOTE: This article is purely satire. In the news, there is this talk about defunding the police. It would be bad on many counts because criminals can get off Scott Free for their crimes. Should the bureaucrats get their way, the police will be helplessly undermined by severe budget cuts. Now, this would put cities and towns all over America in peril. However, I have to say there is a solution to this defunding of the police.
By Halden Mile11 months ago in The Swamp
The Gristle – Issue 3
EXCLUSIVE: BBC Whistleblower Confirms Corporation's Government Bias LONDON — A BBC insider has told The Gristle that Senior News Editors rate stories with a colour-coded 'Threat Level Matrix' based on the likely level of government embarassment.
By Addison Alder11 months ago in The Swamp
The Gristle – Issue 2
BREAKING: Independence Day As Reeves Plans To Sell Scotland For Tariff Concessions LONDON — Chancellor Rachel Reeves has unveiled radical plans to sell the UK's northernmost nation to the United States in exchange for tariff concessions.
By Addison Alder11 months ago in The Swamp
The Gristle – Issue 1
NHS Replaces Mental Health Services with Hug from Holographic Wes Streeting Facing a mounting mental health crisis, the government has unveiled a bold new therapeutic initiative: a soothing, three-minute embrace from a hologram of Health Secretary Wes Streeting.
By Addison Alder11 months ago in The Swamp
Shocking Footage: Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk Handcuffed by U.S. Authorities
A shocking video has surfaced showing Tufts University graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk being handcuffed by U.S. authorities in what many are calling an unjustified arrest. The footage, which quickly went viral on social media, captures the moment plainclothes officers restrained Ozturk on a Somerville sidewalk as bystanders watched in disbelief.
By Bevy Osuos11 months ago in The Swamp
Kelloseppä. Top Story - January 2025.
Time was a thing Toivo Virtanen understood—not as young men did, as an endless river of possibility rushing forward, but as an old man does—something slipping through the cracks in his arthritic fingers, slow and relentless.
By L.K. Rolan12 months ago in The Swamp
The Ethicist - If Donald Trump Does Something I Agree With, Do I Need to Change My Stance on that Issue?
Dear Ethicist, My father worked for a small, unprestigious government agency, and often talked of the absenteeism, favoritism, and corruption that was rife amongst the middle management there.
By Scott Christenson🌴12 months ago in The Swamp
The Nameless Mountain
There’s this metaphorical mountain that exists in life and it stands nameless. This mountain has not yet had anyone strike a flag into its worthy peak, though countless figures have laboured up its slippery slopes. The two faces of this mountain, while subdivisible into infinite variations, can largely be classified under the two distinctions of Infatuation and Disdain. These slopes are dripping in that oh so human catalyst to losing control called passion. And how miserable it is to sit at the bottom of this mountain, void of meaning and limp. However, the closer you are to the top, the less time it takes to scale a lateral 360 around this mountain, quickly pivoting from the face of Disdain to Infatuation.
By Wencer Spoodsabout a year ago in The Swamp
Welcome to Canada!
Congratulations! Welcome to Canada! We are so glad that you have decided to make this momentous decision at a point in history when the relationship between our two nations has never been so fraught and awkward. We are beyond pleased that you have chosen us for your next step towards real independence and self-direction. This is a simple guide to show you which steps to follow as you become a part of the fabric of the Great White North.
By Kendall Defoe about a year ago in The Swamp
