Lightning Bolt ⚡
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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic⚡🧠⚡ Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔
I write comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror. I'm a nonconformist with a malfunctioning brain.
I am shock therapy.⚡😁👍 Subscribing risks electrocution.
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When Love Feels Right, Why Worry Why? . Runner-Up in Rituals of Affection Challenge.
I always gather all the components well in advance of Valentines Day. Last Spring, for the three-day Memorial Day weekend, I surprised Cleo with a trip to Chicago. I rented a room with a hot tub at the Park Hyatt. We did all her favorite things-- the museums, a play at the Cadillac Palace Theatre, dinner and drinks at Sweetwater Tavern & Grille.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡14 days ago in Fiction
₩hen ₣⬭rbidde₦ ⎣⭗v∑ Drew ⚬n〰 In₹xplicable ✧〰 🔫 ₮∈⊂hη⭔↳⭔ℊγ T⚬⇴Carry ⚬ut the ₮∈☈☈ible ⊅∑structi⚬n ⚬f 🅱isbee, 🅰riΖ⚬na. Winner in Mismatch Challenge.
⚡🌵↯~Located in the Mule Mountains of southern Arizona is the Sonoran desert. In the Year of Our Lord 1880, troves of minerals & metals were discovered in that rocky terrain by a prospector named Judge DeWitt Bisbee.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a month ago in Fiction
"My Bed or Yours?". Winner in Nothing But Voices Challenge. Top Story - January 2026. Content Warning.
⚡ "No one is going to understand why we did this together." "That's the beauty of it. Fuck 'em." "Just like we leave it a mystery how we met at that cemetery?"
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 months ago in Fiction
