Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

232 stories

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic⚡🧠⚡ Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔

I write comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror. I'm a nonconformist with a malfunctioning brain.

I am shock therapy.⚡😁👍 Subscribing risks electrocution.

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Tragedy
⚡ When in doubt, chill out. When it's hard to sleep, breathe deep. You will cry, then fly! _______________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets
At the Precipice
🌄 I drank the perilous potion. I set fierce Forces in motion. I crossed over the line. Digesting Change takes time. The email has been written
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets
Impermanence Inspires
red riots rebel ____Sunshine's sweet symphonies swell change🍁 convert🍁 compel 🍂 🍁 🍁 _____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets
Meme-ing Is A Long Lesson in Humility
⚡ Hey there! 👋😁 It's me again: __Lightning Bolt⚡! I'm back with yet another hilarious edition of Meme-ing Madness! ⚡🪩🪩⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Humor
Last Dance
no longer held back ~- cavorting—~🍂 prancing 🍁—~ Flying—~!~ Dressed for a night out. _________________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets
Flaming Foliage
cool winds strip the trees apples, lemons, tangerines dry fire in the rain ______________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Key To The Past. Winner in The Shape of the Thing Challenge. Top Story - September 2025.
When they arrived at 4416 Oak Lane, what they saw was a __shock⚡ to their system. The house... See? The rumors weren't true. Yay.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Fiction
Today's Bird- the Dove
~~🐦🕊️🦉 🪶 "A dove struggling in a storm grows stronger than an eagle soaring in sunshine.” ― Matshona Dhliwayo “Man is not much beside the great birds and beasts.” ― Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Scarlet Macaw
~~🐦‍🦜🪶 “A bird sitting in a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking because its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings. Always believe in yourself.” — Charlie Wardle 🦜🕊️🦜
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Wanna Burn Some Calories With Me?
He had an idiot’s face, a rat’s eyes, and a buffalo’s body She had a harlot’s face, a cat’s eyes, and a sow’s belly
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Stew in the Styx, Bitch
🔥 We frolicked in a private place Our decadence was a disgrace ____We embraced secret fire 🔥 You spat flames from your pretty face
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Love Sucks & Then You Fry 🔥
Pain began each day for him— physical agony undreamed of by mere mortals. It was always the same. 🥱 First, straight out of his snake-ridden dung heap bed, he was flayed alive, his flesh peeled off his hideous body by a series of ingenious rollers and razors. Every inch of his epidermis was meticulously sliced away, unveiling a few billion live nerves. Apish-monsters-with-praying-mantis-heads then pushed, prodded, and poked him, rolling his skinless body in a great dune of salt. When he was pulled screaming from the sodium, he was ran under a lava shower, then entrapped in an absolute zero frost. Chipping him out of the ice block, the monsters also inflicted 666 new stab wounds before he was finally released for duty in Satan's service.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Humor