Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮, an Aquarian oddball w/ a malfunctioning brain. ↯ 🧠↯

I write comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡😁👍 Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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Today's Bird- the Red-Headed Woodpecker
~~🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet ________________~~ Hammering for bugs eat seeds, fruits, berries, and nuts
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Humor
Today's Bird- the Blue Jay
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “I once asked a bird, how is it that you fly in this gravity of darkness? She responded, ‘love lifts me.” — Hafez
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Blue Grosbeak
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet ________________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
When the Sharpest Words Wanna Cut Me Down
For the three of them, "party" was defined as "getting drunk, getting high, listening to music, playing cards, and laughing uproariously."
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Pride
Today's Bird- the Violet-green Swallow
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 “I once asked a bird, how is it that you fly in this gravity of darkness? She responded, ‘love lifts me.” — Hafez
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Common Grackle
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet ________________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Northern Cardinal
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet ________________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Don't Let Me Wake Up from This Dream
____ ∞ Paradise ∞ is Warmth ____ The bath thaws me. The suds swirl the bubbles silently popping like old ideas in my mind dissolving
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Baltimore Oriole
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶“Broken wings can heal, A bird is meant to fly.” — Kate Stradling ________________ Halloween in flight chattering birds with loud 'wink!'s
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Mourning Dove
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶"We must combine the toughness of the serpent with the softness of the dove, a tough mind and a tender heart." — Martin Luther King, Jr.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the American Goldfinch
~~🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “Broken wings can heal, A bird is meant to fly” — Kate Stradling
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets