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Eterna™: Because Death is for the Poor
Dr. Adrian Calloway wasn’t trying to play God. At least, not at first. He had set out to prolong life, not obliterate death altogether. But science has a funny way of creeping past its original boundaries, much like an overambitious intern who mistakes "assisting" for "replacing the CEO."
By The INFORMER12 months ago in Longevity
The Top 5 Illnesses in the United States
The Top 5 Illnesses in the United States: Causes, Impact, and Prevention Illnesses in the United States are a major concern, affecting millions of people each year. Chronic diseases and acute conditions contribute to rising healthcare costs, reduced quality of life, and increased mortality rates. Understanding the most common illnesses can help individuals take preventive measures and seek timely medical care. In this article, we will explore the top five illnesses in the U.S., their causes, impact, and prevention strategies.
By MIR_ARIF12 months ago in Longevity
Éternelle. Content Warning.
It’s twenty sixty two, and the Lumière Corporation unveiled their most groundbreaking product yet, Éternelle. It was supposed to be a rejuvenating serum, one that could help you live forever. Or at least, hundreds of years longer.
By Alex H Mittelman 12 months ago in Longevity
The Incredible Benefits of Bananas. AI-Generated.
Bananas are one of the most popular and widely consumed fruits in the world. Loved for their natural sweetness, convenience, and versatility, they are a staple in many households. But beyond their delicious taste, bananas are packed with essential nutrients that offer a wide range of health benefits. From boosting heart health to aiding digestion and improving mood, bananas are truly a superfood. This article explores the many benefits of bananas and why you should consider adding them to your diet.
By MIR_ARIF12 months ago in Longevity
9 Things Highly Disciplined People Never Allow in Their Lives. AI-Generated.
9 Things Highly Disciplined People Never Allow in Their Lives Discipline is the key to success. Highly disciplined people are not just good at sticking to routines; they actively avoid behaviors and habits that hinder their growth and productivity. They make conscious choices every day to maintain focus, achieve goals, and lead a balanced life.
By Adnan Rasheed12 months ago in Longevity
30 Ways to Live Happier at Home
30 Ways to Live Happier at Home Home is more than just a place to sleep it’s where we find comfort relaxation and joy. A happy home environment can improve mental well being strengthen relationships and create a sense of fulfillment. Whether you live alone or with family here are 30 ways to cultivate happiness in your home.
By Adnan Rasheed12 months ago in Longevity
If Dolls could Talk
Tonight we have a very special guest on our show who says he has a new friend, without further ado let’s bring on the talented Andy & his little friend.. (Audience claps) Well Andy, long time no see. Andy smirks, I know I’ve been running from all the unidentified objects on the beach.. You know there everywhere now. Well I’m glad you made it here, with everything going smoothly. You have to be careful when flying objects are not identified. (Andy’s eyes move around in circles.) Did you find your friend at the beach? Yes, I did, he was given to me by a fortune teller in a tent. Things don’t happen very often like that, was he a gift? Well I paid for a fortune wanting to know about my past life. She said she would find my past life through a doll, if you come back next week.. Interesting, and then you went back. Yes, she had this doll, saying he was me in a former life. I don’t see the resemblance? He has a mushdash because he was the King of Prussia.. Oh and you were also him, in a former life? (The doll slowly nods his head with his wooden teeth chopping ) Wow, He seems alive! (Audience laughter) He is alive, bout sleepy from centuries of sleep. Can he speak? ( The doll looks up at the talk show host) Yes I can as a matter of fact! You see, he’s like my old furby, but can hold real conversations. Furby was a toy invented by Caleb & Dave. I think I saw the advertisements for them.. They talked their own language in a chitchat. I had one who started talking in ancient. How did you know it was ancient? Well, the language was real slow & felt heavy that memorized me. This was before I trimmed his hair that made him stop working. Never cut furbys hair. The secret was in his hair! Well, one never knows, they say battles were fought over the hairs of Muhammad.. I believe things belonging to the ancients can be preserved. And your friend, why do you feel he is you? Well when he sings me to sleep I see a picture of myself back in time in my dreams. Really, can he sing a song for everyone to hear? Of course, Little Andy, sing Big Andy one of your songs. ( The dolls face brightens up, moving naturally without strings.) I’d love to, here it goes.. Twinkle Twinkle little Star, how I wonder what you are. Like a diamond in the sky, up above a World so high, Twinkle Twinkle little star. (Little Andy closes his eyes) (Audience claps) Just now I envisioned me as LittleAndy riding in the Stars on a magic carpet. ( Talk show host laughs) He helps transpire the imagination, I can see. I’m not throwing my voice like a ventriloquist! Of course it’s very real what you have, & charming. Thank you. He sleeps after singing, because it takes energy. How does he regain his energy? He doesn’t seem to have batteries. Well since I got him at the beach, I found he likes to lay in the sun, where he reminds me of my quantum tvs remote control. Oh I see, & the fortune teller didn’t tell how he was made? I think she might have been a genie, since genies can go back in time. I think he’s the first natural Ai, the merging of a brain cell & a microchip. I’ve never thought much about past lives, I guess if one believes in them. We could have been fashioned from androids.. You know, souls are mysterious & we don’t know what happens & if their is an afterlife, natural or artificial.. The soul is internal like a mist where they find a external body. You know a lot about existentialism.. I spent time reading in Edgar Cayces libraries. He use to diagnose ailments that were difficult to treat. He would say, yes I have the body.. Like he could examine a patient without being physically present. He wasn’t a doctor? No, he was born unto a family of farmers where he underwent hypnosis to regain his lost voice. He learned how to find his voice through a trance. I met someone like that, he would tell people where lost items were, when found he gained attention. Cayce invented a card game called, PIT that I sometimes play with little Andy. Tell us about the game. It’s a deck of cards that are names of crops usually farmed such as, barley, wheat, corn, rye, oats, hay, flax, okra, sweet potato, pumpkin, celery, sugar, roses, sunflowers, soybeans, green beans, cabbage, alfalfa, carrots, peanuts, gold, cattle, oil, rice & silver. Now farming can be done electronically on the internet. Mr Cayce would love to see that! Especially the celestial crops farmed on clouds. You know little Andy might have a bit of Edgar, being that he too seems to go into a trance. I never realized that, you might be right. I like the hats you both have, the hat with pearls from the sea. They could have come from Atlantis, as the material has a musty aura that I found in a buried treasure. Am I to believe you also found a treasure? Little Andy knows where to find unordinary items.. Mr Casey also believed in past worlds such as Atlantis, as if he had lived there. His blood circulation would increase while in a trance, transforming the flow as an empath to the patient. I think if one had immense power, turning up a patients blood circulation could heal.. I’d like to have the circulation I had as a young person. Yes. Healing old age as a criteria would be phenomenal.. Little Andy’s eyes snapped open, as big Andy held him in his arms. You’ve given us much to think about this evening, would you & your smaller version like to sing another song? Alright, here’s an old song one never forgets.. Somewhere over the Rainbow way up high. There’s a land I once heard of Once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the Rainbow skies are blue, dreams that you dare dream of do come true. Someday I’ll wish upon a star waking up where clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemondrops away above the chimney tops, where you’ll find me. Somewhere over the Rainbow Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the Rainbow bow, why can’t I?.. ( Puppet finishes closing his eyes as show ends. Audience applauds. )
By Ocusan M12 months ago in Longevity
A Piece of Smile
Ethan was a rickshaw puller in the bustling streets of Mumbai. Every morning, before the city awoke, he would set out with his rickshaw, hoping to earn enough to feed his wife and two children. Life was tough, but he never complained. Instead, the sweet words of a fellow passenger, the crisp morning air, and the giggling of his children when he got home brought him joy. One day, as he navigated through the crowded streets, he noticed a little girl standing near a school gate, looking around nervously. She wore a plain blue dress and two neat braids for her hair. Something about her innocent face caught Ethan’s attention.
By Niranjon Chandra Royabout a year ago in Longevity
Unwrapping the Heart of Valentine’s Day: Discovering Love Beyond Romance
Individuals have been mesmerized by the emotion of love since time itself began. It is a theme of books, poetry, music, and painting. Tens of thousands of tales have been born because of it, and it has fueled wars and revolutions. As opposed to other holidays that depend upon history, cultural tradition, or religious basis, Valentine's Day is the one holiday dedicated to commemorating love, the most intrinsic and universal emotion in humans. However, what makes love so seductive? How did Valentine's Day originate, and what does it mean? More importantly, why should we celebrate it with our family, friends, and loved ones? Let's look at this well-loved holiday's background, significance, and broader implications.
By Hridya Sharmaabout a year ago in Longevity
My Yesterday As An Elder Woman
First of all, I want to start by telling you this isn’t about every problem elder women have but rather just a few from yesterday. I woke up thinking it was Tuesday, and I had a group at New Leaf. I worked it out with another woman to do the group every other week and this was her week.
By Denise E Lindquistabout a year ago in Longevity
Understanding Micro-Retiring: A New Trend for Young People
The desire to take a break from work is something that we can all identify with. Regardless of your passion for your work, there are always moments when the stress becomes too much to handle and the temptation to take a break becomes too strong. To maintain their sanity, this generation of workers is choosing to put their mental health above all else, even quitting their jobs. The term "micro-retiring" is what we call it. Last year, they were expected to surpass Baby Boomers in the American workforce for the first time, changing the dynamics of the workplace and the culture of the modern workplace. According to estimates, 13% of retirees intend to return to the workforce in large numbers in 2025. More younger workers are going into "micro-retirement" as the movement. What does the term "micro-retirement" mean, and how can employers adapt to these conflicting trends?
By Hridya Sharmaabout a year ago in Longevity
The Dark Art of Laughing at Death
It was not uncommon in my childhood for Mom to sit me and my brother Dustin down in the living room to recite cannibalistic poetry.
By LRBabout a year ago in Longevity