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Health and Wellness satire, comedy, and all things satirical in the Longevity digital space.
The Bondage of Immortech
”Kerry, you just changed the world.” Paul Kerry blinks. Then he dares to smile. But only for a flash. “No. Listen everybody, this is…. Hell, this feels like a miracle. But we need to run more tests. Log the final readouts and set everything back to zero. Start again from scratch.”
By Sam Spinelli11 months ago in Longevity
The Curse of Life. Content Warning.
"What do we say to the Lord of Death? 'Not today.'" - George R.R. Martin It was the quote that inspired Thea to find a way to 'beat' death, at least in a manner of speaking. She spent years recruiting willing participants to test her science and theories. Generally, the recruits were persons already nearing a visit from death, whether it be from age or illness. Their fear of dying made them willing participants, even though they knew it was a long shot... still that minuscule chance of it working kept them signing up despite failure after failure. Thea had become obsessed with breaking the curse of living, which was the inevitable reality of death lingering over everything. Her fear of death kept her from truly living life, as it did for many people as mortality weighed on their shoulders. This inspired her to seek a way to stop death... no matter the cost.
By Luna Verity11 months ago in Longevity
The 8000th Immortal. Honorable Mention in The Life-Extending Conundrum Challenge.
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By Deanna Cassidy11 months ago in Longevity
Promoting Hank
Sure, they made it possible for wealthy people to live longer--maybe forever. Seismic shift there. Rich people have been trying not to die for as long as they have been sure that they can take their wealth with them; not just to sultry, sparkling resorts or virginal, green islands or even distant, lifeless worlds. They think they can take it to meet death, if it ever comes to that.
By D. J. Reddall11 months ago in Longevity
Eternal Dawn: The Immortality Enigma
In the not-so-distant future, a groundbreaking invention known as the "Eternal Dawn" emerges from the shadows of experimental science, promising to extend human life indefinitely. This marvel of biotechnology, a symbiotic nanobot system, integrates seamlessly with human biology, repairing cells, and halting the aging process. The world stands on the precipice of a new era, where death is no longer an inevitability but a choice.
By Alain SUPPINI11 months ago in Longevity
The Truth About Intermittent Fasting: Does It Really Work?
The Truth About Intermittent Fasting: Does It Really Work? What exactly is a intermittent fast? Intermittent fasting (IF) is not a traditional diet plan but rather an eating pattern that alternates between periods of eating and fasting. Unlike conventional weight-loss methods that emphasize calorie restriction or specific food types, IF focuses primarily on timing.
By Afia Sikder11 months ago in Longevity
The 15-Minute Workout That Burns Fat All Day
The Workout That Burns Fat All Day Long in 15 Minutes In the fast-paced world we live in today, finding time to exercise can feel like a daunting task. Between work, social commitments, and family obligations, it's often challenging to carve out hours in the day for a workout. But what if you didn’t need to spend hours at the gym to achieve great results? What if you could burn fat all day with just a 15-minute workout? Sounds too good to be true, right? In fact, it is not. A quick and effective 15-minute workout can help you burn the most fat and speed up your metabolism, allowing you to burn calories even after your workout is over. This is made possible by incorporating High-Intensity Interval Training (IHIT), metabolic conditioning, and strength training. These elements combine to create a workout that maximizes fat loss in minimal time. In this article, we'll explore why a 15-minute workout is so effective, what exercises to include, and how to incorporate this into your daily routine for lasting results.
By Afia Sikder12 months ago in Longevity
7 Surprising Habits That Make You Gain Weight
Overeating or not getting enough exercise are two common causes of weight gain, but the truth is much more nuanced. Sometimes, it’s not just about what you eat or how much you move, but rather subtle habits that contribute to weight gain over time. These habits may be sneaky, often going unnoticed until they begin to have a significant impact on your health and weight. We'll look at seven surprising habits that could be making you gain weight and offer suggestions for changing them in this article.
By Afia Sikder12 months ago in Longevity
The Lazy Person's Guide to Losing Weight Without Exercise
How to Lose Weight Without Working Out: A Guide for the Lazy Person It may sound like a pipe dream to lose weight without exercising, but if you focus on making smart dietary choices, making changes to your lifestyle, and using a few science-backed methods, it is entirely doable. This guide will make it easy for you to lose weight if you don't like going to the gym, running, or doing intense workouts. Understanding Weight Loss Without Exercise
By Afia Sikder12 months ago in Longevity
Why Your Diet Isn’t Working (And How to Fix It)
Introduction Dieting is a journey many individuals embark upon with a variety of goals in mind: to lose weight, improve health, or simply feel better in their own skin. It's easy to get lost in the sea of contradictory advice given the overwhelming amount of information available from online articles, social media influencers, books, and even well-meaning friends. Despite this, numerous individuals remain trapped in a cycle where their diet appears to be ineffective. They adhere to strict food plans, count calories, or follow the latest trends, only to find that the scale won't move or that their weight fluctuates, which is frustrating. The next inquiry is, "Why is your diet not working?" The answer is not as straightforward as a lack of willpower or drive. Although those factors do play a role, the reasons why diets fail frequently involve much more complex factors. They have to do with the intricate relationships between metabolism, hormones, mental health, lifestyle, and the types of foods you’re eating. This article will explore why your diet isn’t working, and more importantly, provide strategies to fix the common problems many people face when trying to lose weight or improve their health.
By Afia Sikder12 months ago in Longevity
