Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮, an Aquarian oddball w/ a malfunctioning brain. ↯ 🧠↯

I write comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡😁👍 Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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The 'Bad Actors' Are Still Out There
They are adapting due to Justin's announcement. Don't let your guard down! _____________Bolt⚡ These assholes are absolutely insidious. BEWARE!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Firecrest
~~🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world. “Birds are magical. Their flight alone can arouse a clever thought.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover 🦅🕊️~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Tawny Owl
~~🦉🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series exploring the avian world. “Broken wings can heal, A bird is meant to fly” — Kate Stradling ~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Musk Doesn't Understand Why He's Loathed!
Despite the bad news 📉👇📉👇📉👇📉👇 Tesla stock is dropping fast 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Molotov Karma! 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥 _____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Whip-Poor-Will
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “If birds can glide for long periods of time, then why can’t I?” — Orville Wright🦅🕊️~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Taiwan Barbet
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.” — Bob Dylan
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Mockingbird
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet 🦅🕊️~~ __________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
A 'Not for the Faint of Heart' Haiku
No pain, just anxious disconcerting to see it 🩸🩸🩸🩸 Bleeding really bad. 🩸🩸🩸🩸 _____________Bolt ⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- Starlings
~~🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “The starlings swooped, writing a poem across the heavens that only God could read.” ― Catherine Gilbert Murdock, The Book of Boy🦅🕊️~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
A Room Without a Roof
Animals are conscious. They're aware but do they think like we do? Do they have a constant need to label things? Human beings are the only lifeform with a continuous commentary running through our heads.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Siskin
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “I once asked a bird, how is it that you fly in this gravity of darkness? She responded, ‘love lifts me.” — Hafez 🦅🕊️~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Everything Turns Out All Right in the End
Walking into the cancer center I saw that ☝️ a sign made for ___Me ________________Bolt⚡ I am a Warrior. I've written two haikus about my day. May 16, 2025. My dear friends on Vocal have expressed concerns about me. I appreciate it! But I am fine. About eleven hours after experiencing needles as long as my forearm, I only have minor discomfort. I feel emotionally hollow. Drained. But my spirit isn't disturbed. And in some ways, today's exhausting procedure may have been a blessing in disguise. I'll know more tomorrow and share what I know. Have Faith. If it's not alright now, it will be, with patience. A soft soul with a solid heart can overcome anything.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets