Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

232 stories

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic⚡🧠⚡ Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔

I write comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror. I'm a nonconformist with a malfunctioning brain.

I am shock therapy.⚡😁👍 Subscribing risks electrocution.

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March Awakens
old unraked dead Leaves newly Blossoming Flowers Spring is in the Air! 🌺 by* _____________Bolt ⚡ original poem☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2025 - All rights reserved
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Poets
Elegy for Elphaba 😢
Greenest Elphaba, You're not Wicked And I'm not Insane These labels are slapped on us by minions, and munchkins, and malcontents, and moviemakers.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humor
War on the Beach
Crab ammunition —shellfish pelts the enemy—💥💥💥🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Shot from a cannon ⚡__________________ ⚡ Shot from a cannon
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
Our Typical Valentine's Day Declarations
"I ain't all that." "You're all that and more!" "I'm too fat." "That's pleasant plumpness that I adore!" "When I saw your smile, I was lost."
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
I Can Be More
My loyal heart can never go astray When you need my compliance, I will obey The depth of my love, I can't convey I will recommit to you every day
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Superbowl? Really?!??
I hear rumors. I'm not exactly ill-informed. Tonight there is something called a "Superbowl." I know that to be true. Exactly what it is, however-- what is does-- that's confusing me. 🤷⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
The Taco Bell of Tomorrow. Honorable Mention in Tomorrow’s Utopia Challenge.
His dog nuzzled up against his face from beside his vibro-bed. Knowing it wouldn't work, Prominence said, "Leave me alone, Pavlov."
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Futurism
Shaken & Stirred
Brilliantly Smart Hearts Contemplative Emotions Poetic mixture _________________ *a haiku by _____________Bolt⚡ Original poem☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2025 - All rights reserved⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
After the Chaos & Bitter Ending
Writing to release Emotions trapped in my heart 💔 My tears type these words *a haiku of heartbreak by _______________ Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Dark Night of My Soul
I was alone on Thanksgiving. I received no gifts for Christmas. I received no hugs or kisses at midnight on NYE to bring in 2025.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humans